Certain Olympic events should be thrown out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0ll0wface
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Used a nerdy dad joke to flirt with the popular girl in high school.

Me (Mr. Nerdy Smooth): You know you're less than 90 degrees?

Popular Girl: Because I'm acute?

It was at that moment I knew I had to marry her. We'll be married 11 years next month. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goconrad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2014
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[Serious] Thank you /r/dadjokes community!

Throwaway since I could be identified if someone tried hard enough.

My father is currently partaking in a long and grueling pilgrimage of over 300 miles on the Notre Dame Trail. The organizers suggested family members write letters to encourage and motivate the pilgrims.

I have chosen to borrow some amazing content from /r/dadjokes to text to my father on a daily basis. He loves to make bad jokes and is often seen laughing at his own puns. He said he tells the jokes to the group every day when they've finished walking and they always get a chuckle from the crowd.

So sincerely, thank you and keep up the good work!

My mother has also joined him for the final 3 days so if anyone has some good, clean mom related dad jokes, feel free to share them with me!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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Reddit, my oldest friend ever got a boob job. I need puns to insert into every conversation I can.

Throwaway here... But what puns come to mind that you'd say to your best girlfriend to make playful fun to her about her boobs?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pun123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2011
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