Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...
... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!
Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
I couldn't believe I got to use this
Wife-Can you be serious for a minute?
Me-*grins* Ok and you be Shirley
Wife-I'm serious!
Me-Shirley you can't be Serious, I'm Serious
This actually happened. :)
This just happened: I explained to my 11 year-old niece that wheat pennies are/were a thing. She didn’t believe me, so she looked it up on grandma’s phone. To our surprise, we learned that there are some people selling wheat pennies online for *thousands* to *TENS* *of* *thousands* of dollars.
To which I said, “That doesn’t make cents.”
I accidentally swallowed some string this morning... Don't believe me?
Can't believe I haven't heard this one before
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
In this time of crisis I believe it is our duty as a community to make a rapid respons team to help the rest of the world!
We will be known as the rapid respuns
I can't believe my dad got me with this one today.
Me and my dad drive past a graveyard
Dad: You know why I can't be buried there?
Me: Why?
Dad: Cause I'm alive!
I CAN’t believe how sad this is
This boy handed me an explosive and told me that it's a real explosive. I looked at it and said, "I don't believe you, kid."
MOM: Look at all this work! I can't believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life!
DAD: Not really hon. After 70 you can pretend to be senile, and be a kid again.
Can’t believe I didn’t post this here originally.
I can't believe the results of the Australian Election this year.
Bill really got the shorten of the stick.
Does this belong here? I believe it belongs here.
I just can’t believe I posted this to discord, and now it’s on reddit
I couldn't believe my good fortune when he asked me this.
Him: "Hey, is there a special setting on the toaster for waffles?
Me: "Not really, use the 'Frozen' setting and just let it go."
I was talking to this guy who didn't believe in the Jewish home land,
I was driving with my daughter on a beautiful sunny day this winter and I said "I can't believe how poor the visibility is."
She said, "What do you mean? It's perfectly clear." Pointing down I said, "I can only see four feet in front of us."
Got a pretty good groan out of that one...
Got thrown out of a Parisian restaurant called 'La Guerre' because they didn't believe I could speak French. This means war, I said.
I still can't believe he tweeted this to his millions of followers.
[Serious] I firmly believe that this belongs here.
Our family went on a long hike, and our youngest son kept slipping and falling. My wife comforted him, saying, "Don't worry, honey, after we get through this snowy part it's all cake after that." "Don't believe a word she says," I interjected...
"There's no cake, it's all just rocks and dirt."
I can't believe I actually fell for this one . . .
Friend: Have you seen the new movie "Constipated?"
Me: I haven't even heard of it.
Friend: Oh, you didn't? Well it's because it hasn't come out yet!"
Can't believe I found a world famous historical artist on the highway this morning
I can't believe my wife got me with this today
Wife was going to go to church today and I had planned on skipping. A few minutes before she was to go, I noticed she was sweeping leaves off the back deck. I opened he door and said, "Honey, I thought you were leaving?"
"I am leafing!"
Edit:stupid autocorrect.
I can't believe I didn't see this one coming
Can't believe I didn't see this one coming
Me: This can of diet Red Bull has 5 calories
Dad: Well, don't eat the can and save yourself 5 calories!
I can't even believe he said this
So my dad says "Isn't it a bit bad ruling out dyslexic people from walking into bar jokes?" He then says "I mean, they walk into bras too."
I can't believe I'm about to post this
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