The final challenge is a real showstopper.
It was There and Beck again.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he wonโt do that.
At this rate, he will never be there on time.
This one seems to be lasting a maternity.
From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.
Men are now working around the clock.
...and quickly lost everything.
It was all four naughts.
I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."
โI shall leave no tern unstoned.โ
Jerky
Phillip the 3rd
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
, dad jokes.
Would have been two tiring...
You know Erin, I keep giving you away but they keep giving you back
You are my root
Spiderman is sent to Australia to combat a new deadly villian and is being called "Spiderman Home and Away"
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): Morning, Mr. B.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I would have bought one at the market.
[Referring to a suicide pill they have both been given, after being captured by French revolutionaries]
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): Iโm glad to say you wonโt be needing that pill, Mr. B.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words โI have a cunning planโ marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): They certainly are.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Well, forgive me if I donโt do a cartwheel of joy; your record in this department is hardly 100%. So what is it?
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): We do nothing โฆ
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Yup, itโs another world-beater.
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): No, wait. We do nothing โฆ until our heads have actually been cut off.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): And then we โฆ spring into action?
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): [to Baldrick] Unless I think of something, tomorrow we go to meet our Maker: in my case God, in your case God knows.
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): Sounds like a bag of grapefruits to me, Mr B.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): The phrase, Baldrick, is โa case of sour grapesโ โ and yes it bloody well is.
Mrs. Miggins: The Scarlet Pimpernel, Mr. Blackadder! Heโs so exciting, donโt you think?
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Actually, I think heโs the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition.
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I'm so c sick.
I said "Give it a break, will you?".
Transparency.
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
it's quite the meowful.
It's a tendon C I have.
Maybe you should be a better doctorโ
He heard it was a stable job.
Turns out it was prime ordinal soup!
But apparently it was three doors down.
and they would be fighting Joseph Stallion and Franklin D. Roostervelt.
When I was like 11 years old back in 1981 and watching Close Encounters of the Third Kind with my dad, there is a scene where Richard Dreyfuss is in the shower with clothes on. My dad says "do you know why he is in the shower with clothes on?" I shake my head no thinking I'm missing something in the movie. He replies "because it's a PG rated movie!"
Well, THIS puts things into perspective.
At this rate, he will never be in class on time.
At this rate, heโll never be in class on time.
