A list of puns related to "The Theatre"
Its because everyone in the play is in a cast
Moist Bush.
Thespian Network
I told him it's not my fault they're hard-sell candy.
It was a play on words.
It's baffling.
But when I got there, the streets were empty with only a small sign saying that there would be no show today because it was the Ferrous Duelers' Day Off.
βWell, the movie ended, so...β
So I might let my coliseum.
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
.... they were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
They got 2 Large Cokes, a Large Popcorn, and a box of Skittles.
...and steals the spotlight.
Reports say that he stole the spotlight
His performance was kind of wooden.
It was called "a play on words".
It's a play on words.
They're too racy.
Personally I think the whole rebellion thing was staged
Because it cantaloupe
Ordering snacks to eat during a movie. My dad orders a large popcorn, 2 drinks, and some candy. The employee gets everything, we pay and as we are walking away:
Employee: "Enjoy the movie"
Dad: "What movie?"
He walks off towards the door...
This happened a few years ago, but I only just discovered this sub, so here it is. Friend's dad took a few of us to see 300 in IMAX. There were a couple big digital marquees with the movie names and times once we got inside. One of them included "RESTROOM" on the bottom. We thought this was hilarious and started saying "let's go see Restroom instead! It sounds great! Hahaha."
Friend's dad turns to us with a completely straight face and says, "Nah, I heard it stinks."
I sent a bag of chocolates backstage to my sister during intermission accompanied by a note reading "Don't choke-at-all, just choke-a-lot"
and steals the spotlight.
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