A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
Do you know the name of braided old rope?
Man had the courage to come into my office and ask what the bucket, the rope, and the pipes were for...
The hardware store guy offered to sell me a 50 ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.
The metal hooks tied to my rope broke.
I'm having a hard time grappling with this.
If i were an executioner, i’d rather be the guy swinging an axe than the guy tying a rope.
What did the rope say to the suicide enthusiast when he was working too slow ?
Son, can you tie this rope into loops while I go to the bathroom?
Why did the torn rope refuse to go to the dark cabin
Why Couldn't the Rope Answer the Phone?
Because it was all tied up!
A rope walks into a bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “No, you’re only a rope.” So he decides to disguise himself. He ties himself into a knot & ruffles his edges a bit. The next day, he walks into the bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “Of course... Wait, aren’t you that rope?”
And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
why did the cannibal eat the tight rope walker first thing in the morning?
it's all part of a balanced breakfast.
I hung some pieces of rope on the wall for decoration
It really ties the room together
Ever heard the joke about the jump rope?
theres 2 ways to get onto the roof of your house a rope or a structure of steep steps.
i think the easier one is the ladder of the 2
What did the old, ripped rope say to the young strong rope when asked if it can still be used to tug a boat?
What did the child say to try and communicate with the tangled rope alien species?
The outlaw was being led to the gallows, then when he got there, he noticed the rope was missing...
he thought to himself, 'no noose is good noose'
I’m gonna tie this rope in the shape of the letter Y.
The European Union is held together by EU rope
I found the jump rope lesson to be a waste of my time
I invented a new rope trick where you can tie the rope around nothing.
Bring your kids to work day today. So I brought my buoys. Guess I'll show them the ropes of the trade
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The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..
The Queen gives out OBEs to everyone now so this evening I'll be busy, I'm going to tie a rope to her and drag her behind my car...
I'm pulling an all-knighter.
Did you hear the one about the two girls playing jump rope?
Got my job trainer while learning the ropes.
Recently hired into a job where part of my duties will involve managing finances for individuals with intellectual disabilities. Trainer started going over all the ethical hoops we have to jump to.
"Man, they've got all sorts of checks and balances."
Rope walks into the bar. Bartender says, Sorry we don’t serve ropes here. Rope walks out, messes himself up, ties himself in a knot, and walks back into the bar. Bartender asked if he’s a rope!
Rope replies I’m a frayed knot.
The hardware store was selling a 50 ft. rope for $2, but I decided to pass.
Why did the lion eat the tight rope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?
He needed a balanced meal
A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
The hardware store guy offered to sell me a 50 ft rope for $2. I refused.
Why did the lion eat the tight rope walker?
He wanted a balanced breakfast
What did the bucket say to the rope in the dark?
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