25 Hilarious The Robbery Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was watching a robbery at the Apple Store today

I became an iWitness.

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👤︎ u/FlamingNinja925

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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Where did the car thieves go to celebrate after a successful robbery?

Carrabba’s.

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👤︎ u/idontgiveAdam333

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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I worked security at a chemical plant. There had been a string of robberies at nearby chemical plants, and one night... lo and behold- we heard the alarm...

My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorus…

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention

📅︎ Feb 04 2021

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There was a robbery at the local Apple store today.

Its ok though, they caught the guy, there was an iWitness.

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👤︎ u/Imholt11

📅︎ Nov 19 2020

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I saw a robbery take place at the Apple Store today.

The police wanted to interview me because I was an iWitness.

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👤︎ u/anxieturt

📅︎ Sep 19 2020

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Did you hear about the train robbery down in Mexico?

They said the robber had a loco-motive.

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👤︎ u/chickenburrito_

📅︎ Jun 02 2019

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The sweetest robbery I’ve ever seen

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👤︎ u/PachaFerrera

📅︎ Mar 03 2019

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I was tried for armed robbery, but the case was overturned on a technicality.

My father always said I lack conviction.

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👤︎ u/OrvilleJClutchpopper

📅︎ Feb 06 2020

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Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus?

The cops finally nailed him.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Nov 26 2019

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Why did police believe a duck had committed the robbery?

Because he fit the bill of the one they were looking for.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid

📅︎ Jan 02 2020

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I didn't think the police would convict me for robbery until I saw the briefcase full of the money

In that case, they had evidence.

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👤︎ u/zsm1994

📅︎ Dec 19 2019

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I just saw on the TV that there’s been a spate of robberies in the area.

It’s break-in news.

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👤︎ u/alliedcola

📅︎ Dec 09 2019

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Did you hear about the robbery at the music store?!

The thief made off with the lute.

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👤︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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How did the police know that Will Smith committed the robbery?

Because they found some Fresh Prints.

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👤︎ u/Mohawk_Mike

📅︎ Jan 14 2019

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I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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👤︎ u/MenacingBanjo

📅︎ Nov 03 2018

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6 hours after a major bank robbery took place, the bank have finally released their statement.

Withdrawn: £9,000,000

Balance:£0.00

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👤︎ u/adc2502

📅︎ Feb 18 2019

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Did you all hear about the robbery at the picture gallery?

Apparently, the robber stole some cash and a large frame, but as he was leaving he threw the large frame at a customer.

When the police showed up, the customer said,

“It wasn’t me! I’ve been framed!”

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👤︎ u/daily_prophet09

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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Did you hear about that robbery of all the toilets in the nearby college?

Police say they have nothing to go on

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👤︎ u/TheLion37

📅︎ Nov 23 2018

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Me: If you take the 407 toll road it'll cost you to thirty bucks. Grandma: thirty bucks?! That's highway robbery!

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👤︎ u/paddlescab

📅︎ Jun 29 2017

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Watched the news the other day about an armed robbery...

...of course it was armed. Kind of hard to rob a place with no arms.

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👤︎ u/MacaroniNJesus

📅︎ Sep 23 2016

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If you see a robbery at the apple store

Does that make you an iwitness?

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👤︎ u/bluetoken12

📅︎ Feb 05 2020

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If I witnessed a robbery in the Apple store, would that make me an iWitness?

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👤︎ u/jamstagram

📅︎ May 19 2018

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If you see a robbery at the Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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👤︎ u/SuspectedAphid

📅︎ May 01 2019

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I just saw a robbery at the Apple store.

I guess that makes me an iWitness!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach

📅︎ May 16 2019

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I saw a robbery at the Apple Store the other day.

I guess that makes me an iWitness.

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👤︎ u/CharlieMike111

📅︎ Oct 10 2018

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