The Research Puns

A list of puns related to "The Research"

I wasn't impressed with the ketchup manufacturer's market research.

They had terrible sauces.

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👤︎ u/JinTaisa
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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Scientists in Dublin are assisting in the research for a covid vaccine.

They are known as the Fighting Virish

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👤︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?

I guess they successfully cured cancer.

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👤︎ u/Jewlius_Ceizure
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.

I wound up using cellular.

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👤︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did your hear about the professors that went to an island resort to discuss research paper titles?

It was a topical vacation

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👤︎ u/alecksface
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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I was doing research on the presidents of the USA

And my computer froze on the 35th one.You got to be John F kidding me.

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👤︎ u/Luigigamer74002
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Why was the doctor doing diarrhia research scared?

...he had seen some shit

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👤︎ u/Idsmyself
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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My friend is writing a research paper comparing the various versions of the Bible.

Turns out there is a lot of cross referencing.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Did you hear the new research on earthquakes?

It's ground breaking

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👤︎ u/whitejuly
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Trying to find motivation and engage with research of what motivated people in the post-Bronze Age to engage in building double-storey dwellings...

Irony on two many levels.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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The abbreviated version of the Rural Development Research Report is pretty funny.
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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Jan 28 2018
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The meeting of the Earthquake Research Club was over quickly...

It was called to order at 8 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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After years of research, experts finally determined the leading cause of dry skin:

Towels.

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👤︎ u/JackMcCracken
📅︎ May 16 2017
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my father told me the reason why new research shows diarrhea is hereditary

it runs in the jeans

(first dad joke i remember my father telling me)

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👤︎ u/kn8dude
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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What do you call it when the Big Lebowski does his research before making a purchase?

doing his dude-iligence

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👤︎ u/eleece
📅︎ Sep 26 2017
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The first person to research human reproduction was seminal their field
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👤︎ u/jay--mac
📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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Poor Tesco - first the horse burgers and now new research suggests that some of their chocolate desserts are 100% mousse.
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👤︎ u/darraghd
📅︎ Feb 14 2013
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