The Party (band) Puns

A list of puns related to "The Party (band)"

After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...

"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Band name

Party guest "we had a band when were young" Me "what was it called" A Dad "the out of tuners"

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👤︎ u/markievegeta
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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Most memorable dadjoke- My friend's dad a few years ago

It was my friend's 15th birthday and for his party his dad drove a bunch of his mates to the local aquatic centre. On the way there he started asking us what we'd been doing with our time and we told him about the band we'd just formed.

We went through each of our band members and what each of us played. Finally got to our last member (who was renowned for being very clumsy and a bit of a class clown) and told him that he played bass. His reply?

"Huh, I thought he'd be playing the fool"

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👤︎ u/garythegyarados
📅︎ Dec 07 2013
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