The Pacifier Puns

It was a nursery crime.

I already have a bee on my butt-cuz when I do the sizzle finger thing I say it stings beeing this hot

A pacifier on my middle finger- for the suckers

I am hoping to get a fly in a suit soon holding some jars of honey- cuz you can catch a fly with honey but you can catch more hunnys being fly

Any other ideas would be appreciated

Little one is furiously violating her pacifier when the lady says, “I suppose it’s time for a feeding.”

Hand on the pacifier, I looked up and replied, “Shall I uncork the whine?”

An unwavering stare was my only reward.