Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.
The police think it's race-related.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Sherlock and Watson arrived on the scene of a murder and the only clue was a measuring tape pulled out to exactly 12 inches.
Apparently something was afoot.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
The convict was charged with first degree murder
Iβm not sure why, but there must be a reason behind it.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Whatβs the most effective way to write a murder mystery?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
When I found my little son on the floor, I briefly thought a murder took place
Fortunately, it was just a kid napping.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?
Because i wanted tequila.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
How did the pasta get away with murder?
The prosecution had gnocci witnesses
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What did the train conductor use to murder his ex-wife?
Investigators aren't sure yet, but they discovered he had a loco motive.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
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︎ Oct 01 2020
We then asked a artist about the murder:
βI art to be feeling badβ they said
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︎ Sep 29 2020
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Today in the paper I saw that there was a murder in my neighbourhood.
Now that is quite the issue
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
The court released the suspect on the grounds of being on an armor show on the night of the murder ...
it was an ironclad alibi!
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What happened to the murder hornets?
They were told to buzz off.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldnβt bother question 8Dβs children about what they saw, since theyβre too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9Dβs kids will remember.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
The murder in the botanical garden had a very obvious suspect
Turns out the evidence was planted
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︎ May 19 2020
Why didnβt the skeleton go through with the murder?
It didnβt have the heart to do it.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Did you hear about the train conductor in Mexico that got arrested for murder?
Yeah, apparently he had Loco-motives
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Why did the car commit murder
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...
The plot was full of holes.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Arthur the Assassin indicted for a cheap triple murder at local grocery store.
Headline: "Artie chokes three for a dollar at the A&P."
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Did you hear about the wizard who got away with murder?
He turned himself into the police.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
We had a murder on the roof.
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︎ Mar 01 2019
What did the fish say before commiting murder?
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︎ Jun 24 2019
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first...
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︎ May 22 2019
Did you hear about the murder at the paint factory?
The killer was caught red handed, but I heard it got covered up.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Poirot arranged the murder suspects in a row in an old Roman town.
It was a Hercule line em up.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
What do you call a pigment deficient friend who knows where you were at the time of the murder?
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︎ Jul 03 2019
I was wondering why the collective noun is "a murder of crows".
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︎ May 23 2019
The cop who had theorized the murder weapon was a box of school books found that he was correct!
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︎ Sep 14 2019
So, a sidewalk was convicted of murder the other day.
The prosecutor was sure that he had concrete evidence of the crime.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.
It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.
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︎ May 13 2019
Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...
Guess he was a cereal killer.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
The valedictorian from my high school year was recently arrested for being an Accessory to Murder.
We always knew he would accomplice something.
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I think the Calculator is behind the murder of my mother
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︎ Jan 26 2019
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
What happened to the murder hornets?
They were told to buzz off!
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
How did the detective find out about the murder of crows?
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︎ Jan 18 2018
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