Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.

The police think it's race-related.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elwheelio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Sherlock and Watson arrived on the scene of a murder and the only clue was a measuring tape pulled out to exactly 12 inches.

Apparently something was afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kesavadh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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The convict was charged with first degree murder

I’m not sure why, but there must be a reason behind it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RosselWestbrook
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What’s the most effective way to write a murder mystery?

Bullet points

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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When I found my little son on the floor, I briefly thought a murder took place

Fortunately, it was just a kid napping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewormPL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?

Because i wanted tequila.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hengeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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How did the pasta get away with murder?

The prosecution had gnocci witnesses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bshafs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What did the train conductor use to murder his ex-wife?

Investigators aren't sure yet, but they discovered he had a loco motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeftClickMadness
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...

He re-Poe-ed them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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We then asked a artist about the murder:

β€œI art to be feeling bad” they said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingdragon2430
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.

It was a briefcase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wingwang100
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Today in the paper I saw that there was a murder in my neighbourhood.

Now that is quite the issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/classy1231
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?

A drive bike shooting

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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The court released the suspect on the grounds of being on an armor show on the night of the murder ...

it was an ironclad alibi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troy_lc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What happened to the murder hornets?

They were told to buzz off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).

The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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The murder in the botanical garden had a very obvious suspect

Turns out the evidence was planted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haligaliman
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Why didn’t the skeleton go through with the murder?

It didn’t have the heart to do it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Did you hear about the train conductor in Mexico that got arrested for murder?

Yeah, apparently he had Loco-motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why did the car commit murder

Automotives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caaaaaaaarrrrl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...

The plot was full of holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Arthur the Assassin indicted for a cheap triple murder at local grocery store.

Headline: "Artie chokes three for a dollar at the A&P."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Did you hear about the wizard who got away with murder?

He turned himself into the police.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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We had a murder on the roof.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maroonedpariah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What did the fish say before commiting murder?

I'm gonna GILL you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first...

Because he was sketchy.

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Did you hear about the murder at the paint factory?

The killer was caught red handed, but I heard it got covered up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnimuTrappu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Poirot arranged the murder suspects in a row in an old Roman town.

It was a Hercule line em up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webchimp32
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What do you call a pigment deficient friend who knows where you were at the time of the murder?

An alibino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Undope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I was wondering why the collective noun is "a murder of crows".

... probable caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spankleberry
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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The cop who had theorized the murder weapon was a box of school books found that he was correct!

It was a textbook case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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So, a sidewalk was convicted of murder the other day.

The prosecutor was sure that he had concrete evidence of the crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuippGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.

It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...

Guess he was a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CokeDude22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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The valedictorian from my high school year was recently arrested for being an Accessory to Murder.

We always knew he would accomplice something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I think the Calculator is behind the murder of my mother

Everything just adds up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OvidM2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What happened to the murder hornets?

They were told to buzz off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naimz27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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How did the detective find out about the murder of crows?

Probable caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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