A list of puns related to "The Leopard"
Because heβs always spotted.
(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.
It seems they thought he was a Cheetah.
It's tragic cause they're the only big cats who know what they are
...because they're always spotted.
....but it was spotted immediately.
Pointing to one with spots I asked, "What's this one?"
"A leopard!" He replied.
"No, it's a cheetah actually. Ypu can tell because the black marks by its eyes make it look like it's crying. Do you know why it was crying?" I asked.
"..."
"Because cheetahs never win!"
We were at the snow leopard enclosure and we couldn't see any. Boyfriend: 'They're hiding' Me: There's snow leopard here.
hehehe
My dad said it was hard to confirm it was a lion because the reports were from a number of "random spottings."
My mom said it "Sounds more like a leopard."
I was in the room with my dad when he was watching the news, they mentioned that some event had been cancelled when a Tiger had been spotted in the area.
"They must be confused, if it was spotted it was probably a Leopard"
Cue dirty look
what passing by the snow leopard exhibit he says:
"That's no leopard"
i point it out to my gf while snickering and i get the look
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