The Gnu Puns

A list of puns related to "The Gnu"

My dad says to me,"Hey,let's go fishing! We'll take the canoe."

I told him,"It's actually pronounced"gnu."The "g" is silent!

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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Where can you get corned wildebeest in India?

At the Gnu Deli.

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👤︎ u/NoLongerBreathedIn
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Do you know what the first open-source subatomic particle is?

The GNU-trino

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👤︎ u/necrotechnical
📅︎ May 31 2017
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Taking a Tram Tour at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park while a Gran'dad

While taking the Tram Tour around the Africa enclosure at the Safari Park we passed a group of Wildebeest.

I turned to my wife and said "I don't remember this group of Wildebeest, they must be Gnu."

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👤︎ u/FreddieFreelance
📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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