[WP] You're the wizard's apprentice, and of course the first few years involve running errands and doing other tasks. He hands you a daily schedule, but to your confusion the total hours for the different tasks add up to more than 24. "Figure it out" He says, "I chose you for a reason."
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When you donโ€™t have a WiFi smoker and you have to run errands... use your home security camera to watch the temps of your smoker
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Welcome to New York City! Looking for Work? I Heard Paul at Lucyโ€™s Tavern Is Looking to Hire Someone for an Errand. Something Fishy Has Been Happening Outside the Statue of Liberty Lately. Strange Noises. You Won't Catch Me Anywhere Near It. And Stay Out of the Sewers. Thatโ€™s Where the Thieves Live thehardtimes.net/harddrivโ€ฆ
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Of you have elderly or at risk family/friends that should isolate and needed errands done in the South Wales area I happy to help.

If you currently work and might not be able to help them yourselves my freelance work has gone completely cold (the TV/film industry isn't very conducive to stay at home work ;) ).

So please let me know if there's any shopping or what not I can do.

Stay safe y'all.

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Itโ€™s Saiki!! Just walked out of the Mercury Lounge to run an errand.
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This morning she said "I want my girlfriend today", how could I refuse Heres a little shameless selfie at the park in between errands, hope all of you are having an equally great day imgur.com/aTPmfpG
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[M/23] It's me again. Today I turned 23. I spent most of my birthday crying and running errands. My dad didn't celebrate with me, and the girl who said she liked me, just gave me a paragraph on why she doesn't anymore. Toast me.
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Just started Animal Crossing GCN, been told my own layout is cursed. 5/6 villagers to the far left except Bob. All errands/deliveries have been to and from Bob. I hate him. All ramps are center or right. Lot of fun but unfortunate arrangement lol
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TIFU by making my dad relive 9/11 in the middle of doing errands.

Some background, we live in the US, I was ten on 9/11, so I only have vague memories. Noting this because itโ€™s not out of the realm of possibility that Iโ€™d ask him about it.

However.

My wife and I are huge fans of the TV show 9-1-1, which is about first responders. The title of the show is formatted with dashes between the numbers, quite specifically. Iโ€™m a writer, especially of fanfic, and today I wrote a silly story about two of the characters based of the season three finale. I like sharing my writing with my family, like my dad, but I was pretty sure he didnโ€™t watch the show, and it didnโ€™t make much sense without the background, so I wanted to check with him if he watched it. I sent an innocent text asking if he did, and he replied with what I felt was a confusing answer, saying it was a long story and he was busy but heโ€™d talk to me later. I told him it was just a yes or no answer but sure.

Several minutes pass, and I get a super long text from him. At this point I was getting more and more confused, because itโ€™s just a show, either heโ€™s seen it or he hasnโ€™t. His text starts with him saying he was on the phone with his best friend, and as I read more I finally understand:

My dad thought I was asking if heโ€™d watched 9/11.

He told me the whole story of how yes, he did watch it, the world ended, and it was terrifying. In text. While he was out doing stuff. Because he thought I needed to know right now and wouldnโ€™t take no for an answer.

I apologized so many times but I still feel horrible. He doesnโ€™t watch the show and thus didnโ€™t know about the specific formatting of the title and thus it didnโ€™t occur to him that Iโ€™d mean anything other than 9/11 because thatโ€™s what those numbers mean. I feel so guilty, both for making him do that, and for making him think I was disrespecting his wishes of not wanting to talk about something so difficult while he was busy. He says heโ€™s not mad but that couldnโ€™t have been a fun experience for him, and I feel terrible.

Tldr; accidentally guilt tripped my dad into telling me the story of how he watched 9/11 unfold live on TV while trying to ask if he watched a completely unrelated TV show.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/made-of-bees
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Why would the Bajorans promote a minor operative whose activities are limited to running errands for the resistance to the position of second in command of DS9?

Surely there would have been more qualified candidates with more combat history.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mrawesomesword
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Manual transmission car owners will never know the fear of being asked to borrow their cars for short errands
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Does anyone know of any charities/organizations/group of volunteers that are running errands, doing shopping for vulnerable people because of the Covid-19?
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Scotlandโ€™s fateful choice: The case for union is overwhelming. The path of separation is a foolโ€™s errand | The Financial Times ft.com/cms/s/2/b5c48254-3โ€ฆ
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Volunteering to run errands for the elderly because of COVID-19
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There was some talk of getting to the surface of Minmus and back using only SRBs. So I gave it a shot. Operation Fool's Errand is go! imgur.com/a/hiONPyo
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My [26M] girlfriend [26F] ran an errand in the middle of the night. Should I be concerned or am I overthinking it?

So I had gone to bed around 10:00pm last night, and woke up sometime after to my girlfriend putting our 1 year old daughter to bed, and then I fell right back to sleep. I woke up in the morning to my girlfriend beside me and a text from her from around 11:30 PM saying that she went out to go get some free baby formula from someone (we are expecting another baby and shes been wanting to stock up just in case she cant breastfeed).

Am I wrong to overthink this, should I be worried? I just don't understand why it was so urgent to get so late at night.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Oh_Schmidtt
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Is the Rescue Friend task a function of any of the errands?

Or is it its own special task that isn't affected by priority settings?

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4 days of quarantine even makes an errand to the post office sound fun! She loves to GO! v.redd.it/mqkt8dgwpwn41
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Guess Pennywise runs errands like the rest of us?
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I'm tired of work, both for money and the around the house chores and errands that always keep me moving and keep me from being able to rest.

I absolutely dread it. Its a list that never ends and constantly has new additions to the list. It leaves me exhausted everyday.

I am grateful to have a job that I can afford to live and save as well but I just want eternal rest.

If I could reincarnate as a tree that would be great

What advice can you give me. How can I turn my mindset around to enjoy work? It is there regardless if I want it or not. But I still have a great dislike for it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CountryBoysMakeDo
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Full day of errands and chores is made so easy with the devil's lettuce.
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This person that decided to leave their car in front of the road to do an errand. v.redd.it/kwgoglmze4j11
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(TOS: Errand of Mercy) How was Kirk's mission on Organia not a flagrant violation of the Prime Directive?

Not that Kirk hasn't disobeyed the Prime Directive before, but these orders came from Starfleet.

They believed the Organians to be a simple pre-warp civilization, so I don't see how they could justify offering them all kinds of technological advances and pulling them into the war. The Prime Directive is supposed to come before everything else, even strategic locations.

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What are the opinions of men who wear leggings/compression pants? They are comfortable but are they okay in a public setting like running errands, grocery shopping stuff like that?
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New bunny hutch! We have an indoor bunny that we let roam most of the day while we are present but place in the hutch (also indoor) while we are asleep or running errands. Last hutch had a removable plastic bottom but this one doesnt. Any tips on a good bottom for this? Warning: She's a chewer.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/drewthetrickguy
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Doing errands for my driving instructor instead of being taught. (This is me waiting on the parking lot while he gets his lunch)
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That feeling when you get home from an errand and know you can stay inside for the next couple of days.
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The love of leggings/tights. Something wonderful when you wear a pair of them. Love going out and running errands with them on. Underarmour makes some of the best I've had on. Plus feeling a bit under the weather. So why not wear something comfy..don't you think?
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Was explaining a list of errands and said "gotta get food then car food" because I forgot the word for gas
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Got some Guava Cake in today & it was worth the price tag , a real smooth hit almost fruit honestly like a sweet smoke and the high is real smooth not a stuck to the couch high more of a extremely smacked while doing errands
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Stopped for lunch with my sister after some errands and finally ate at a real Taco Bell (not one of the stupid combo stores) Really like the new $1 Double Stacked Tacos!!! Especially the chipotle one! ๐Ÿ˜‹
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HermioneBenson
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Former Iowa Congressman shares photo of wife in MAGA hat with the caption "Glad my wife has her concealed carry permit as she's out running errands today. #MAGA #IA01" comments go as expected. facebook.com/152588122768โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Iowa_Hawkeye
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You were murdered last night. Your body was found in a van, parked down by the river. What kind of behaviors/clues over the past 72 hours (errands you may have ran, people you met with, stores/fast food restaurants you may have gone to) would help the investigators in finding out who killed you?
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[LifeProTips] LPT : Take senior family members along when you run errands just to get them out of the house. /r/LifeProTips/comments/fโ€ฆ
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I keep hearing people say โ€œ do all the errandsโ€ ....are they referring to Piano playing, cooking and painting? Or is there another type of task Iโ€™m missing out on? Come help me!! I need help making ribbons...

XBOX One: SUPR WhoHA

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Police officers of reddit, are you ever allowed to play music or podcast when you drive all day? Also are you allowed to use your patrol vehicle to run errands throughout the day?
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I am an aristocrat in Elizabethan England, taking my carriage into town to tend to some errands for the day. Where is my carriage "parked" while I go about my business? Has the modern concept of a parking lot emerged yet?
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Shout out to King Kog in Brooklyn for my one errand of the day.
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So God was talking to one of his Angels. He said โ€œIโ€™ve created 24 hours of alternating lightness and darkness in earthโ€. The Angel said โ€œWhat are you going to do now?โ€ ...

โ€œOh I think Iโ€™ll call it a dayโ€ God replies.

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1. She didnโ€™t fix my car, my dad did. She just tagged along so she could go shopping and run errands after. 2. I literally said I was going to go get her cup, I just couldnโ€™t do it that night. I guess sheโ€™s got it taken care of, though.
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[EU] Having the power of teleportation has been really handy but you've become errand boy for the Justice League. You're walking Kypto around the Kent farm when you come across Dav-El, Superman's equally powerful extremely lazy, fat cousin playing video games. He offers you a beer.

"God dammit, I'm so tired of doing these stupid chores for them. Just because I can teleport, doesn't mean I should have to do all this crap. Flash can practically get around just as fast as me, and Superman is a close second.. Can't they take care of their own chores?"

Krypto looked up at me, puzzled. "Bark, bark! Rrrrruff!"

"I know, I know. Gotta start somewhere. Hopefully some day, I'll be out there protecting the world with the rest of the League."

After our third lap around the entire Kent farm, I decided to take Krypto back inside. Upon heading back out, I hear what sounds like explosions in a video game. "Hello? Who's there?" I called out, now even more frustrated that I had to walk Krypto when someone else was already here.

"Hold on dude, I'm on a sick kill streak! I think I'm up to like 62 kills!"

I stepped in to the bedroom and I see what looks like Clark, except fat, sweaty, and covered in Cheeto dust.

At this point I'm practically fuming with anger. "YO! I don't know who you are, but you clearly live here. Yet, somehow I still find myself walking the dog."

"SHIT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" screamed the overweight Superman. He then threw his controller so hard that it vanished from my sight instantly. All that remained was a hole in the wall and a huge sonic boom. "I DIED BECAUSE OF YOU. I TOLD YOU TO HOLD ON!"

"My bad dude. I just wanted to know why I'm the one walking your family's dog?"

Super-Large-Man finally snapped out of his video game-induced rage. "Wait, are you friends with Clark? Like.. friendsfriends?"

Clearly this guy has power, after that whole controller incident.. I guess I could tell him who I am. "Yeah, we're uh.. Justice Friends, you could say."

Big Boy Kent rolled his eyes. "Oh, you're one of them? Bah, you should probably just leave. I can't stand the Justice League. Bunch of cocky, stuck up bastards."

"Well, I'm not really one of them.. I'm more of an errand boy for them." I replied, defensively. "I can definitely see why you'd think they are all stuck up. All they ever have me do is run back and forth taking care of their personal business while they go out and fight bad guys. I'm so fed up with them."

"Are you serious? See, I knew they were all a bunch of jerks. My name is Dav-El, but you can call me Dave." Dave stood up and reached out a hand covered in Cheeto dust. "It's nice to meet you. What's your name?"

I hesitantly reached out to shake his hand, knowing full well that I'd be dying to wash them until th

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Last weekโ€™s spread after the pen. Sorry for all the blurring - lots of personal errands and heavy tarot readings for the week. Mainly wanted to show the habit tracker all filled in. I like being able to see how Iโ€™m spending my time each day.
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[WP] You noticed that there is an awful lot of the number 3 written wherever you look. At first, you just dimissed it as a coincindence. One day while walking home, you decided at the last minute to take a detour to run some errands. Then you started noticing the number 4 everwhere.
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Anyone have one of these shirts in XL they'd be willing to sell? Or we could bring you something from outside to trade? Had to leave the grounds to run a few errands.
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