It's simple, write 300 words and the most upvoted post I'll read out loud in monologue form.
I'm doing this for one of my favorite non-profits, Alzheimer's Association, as my family have been unfortunate enough to have been affected by the disease.
As a BONUS, I'm offering you all the chance to be flown to the UK for lunch with ME in return for just a tiny donation to this amazing cause. I'll also sign a beloved Kangol hat and mail it to anyone that donates $200 or more!
Check it out at: www.prizeo.com/samuel
Let's go muthaphukkas give me something interesting to say!!!!
Obligatory proof: https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/339773173950189570/photo/1
EDIT: Alright Reddit and 4chan(Don't think I don't know about you muthafukkas), I'm about to blow shit up right now. We're at $70k in donations, if we break $100k I will read ANOTHER monologue of my choosing. (Not necessarily one of the most upvoted ones) I'm doing this because this cause is really close to my heart. Now go to www.prizeo.com/samuel and donate some mahfakkan money to the Alzheimer's Association and help me put an end to this muthughphoukkan disease!
https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/340185807862251520 and retweet this shit
Update: You guys are some badass muhfukkas we killed it we broke $130k this morning!! Think about what we did here, think about the good YOU all did and the major impact it will have. Monologue #1 coming soon
Update 2: To clarify how I chose the winner, this feed was a muthafukkin mess, it was easier to tell which ones got the most death threats rather than the most upvotes, so out of the top ones I chose the one that I felt was the most badass and monologue 2 coming over the weekend!
Update 3: Monologue #2 coming tomorrow(Wednesday) with other surprises as well
Update 4: Monologue #2 is posted! http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1fqfax/its_finally_here_im_a_big_breaking_bad_fan_which/
If you find yourself secretly recording conversations (or wanting to / wishing you had) with a particular person, or in certain situations (doctor's appointments, meetings with your manager, etc.), this is your brain's way of letting you know that you don't feel safe.
You feel like you may have to defend yourself against an unjust accusation. Or have proof of abusive behavior or manipulation.
Why do companies record phone calls? Do you really think it's for "training and quality assurance"? Well, having worked over the phones for years, I can promise you that very little training and quality assurance occurs in most companies. Those recordings are about covering the company's backside.
Ask yourself this: if you called your boss or your insurance company and as soon as a person picked up the line YOU said "this call may be monitored for... purposes," how awkward would it be? Do you think they might hang up on you? Why would they feel uncomfortable about you recording them when they know that they are recording you every time you call them?
Because the power belongs to the person who holds the recording.
Why do stores install cameras literally everywhere? It's because they don't trust you to be honest and buy instead of stealing. They have something to lose and they want proof when it happens - proof is power, which can be used in court against you.
We record people when we don't trust them. The person recording thinks they might have something to lose. It's loss-prevention, or at least loss-cleanup.
When you feel like you need to record an interaction, ask yourself these questions to gain insight into the relationship dynamics:
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What am I afraid might happen and what do I think I might lose?
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Who has the most perceived power in this situation? Am I stuck in a power play or a control grab? Am I seen as an equal, superior or inferior?
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Do I feel safe in this interaction? Am I safe?
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If my best friend was in this situation, relationship, interaction, would I say that the other person was being abusive? What would I advise my friend to do?
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Should I continue being in this relationship?
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Are there changes I need to make to this relationship dynamic?
Just an observation, don't hate KDB but wouldn't be sad if he missed out on breaking the record on top of Liverpool potentially missing out on winning the Corona Prem
Best defensive player is out for the year, and Ogenjobi out for 2 games. They are 4-6 now and this is their ROS schedule.
v Dolphins
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@ Bengals
Down 12 at the start of the fourth quarter, the Rockets outscored the Warriors, 25-10, to steal the homecourt advantage and end the winning streak of the Warriors at home.
This pick was originally traded to Philadelphia in 2016 to recieve Jerami Grant, which was then dealt to Orlando in 2017 for the draft rights to Anzejs Pasecniks, and finally being traded back to Philly for Markelle Fultz last season.
I found it extremely interesting how a pick many considered a "fake 1st" in the offseason and during the season (would convey into two 2nds should it land within protections) has actually come to fruition.
Edit: They will also be receiving a 1st Round-Pick from Denver this year. The source? Ironically, trading Jerami Grant.
In his second year, Gronk had 17 touchdowns, 1,327 receiving yards, and 90 catches
In his second year, Hernandez had 7 touchdowns, 910 receiving yards, and 79 catches
They would have been the greatest tight ends duo that the NFL has ever seen in their Primes.
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"After today, Kyler Murray's QBR is 96.1. That's the best QBR through the end of a regular season since ESPN began tracking the metric in 2004. Tua (94.2) in No.2 since '04."
https://twitter.com/Jake_Trotter/status/1069058367795032064?s=20
The previous record was 50.3 yards/punt set by Chad Kessler of LSU.
Mann also broke the single game punting average, against Alabama, with 60.8 yards/punt.
https://stats.ncaa.org/rankings/change_sport_year_div
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/List_of_NCAA_football_records
In the NFL this would be 2nd place all time, only behind some guy in 1940 who had 51.4 yards/punt on the season.
Frick yeah
edit: Correction: Knicks beat Spurs 130-118. Spurs snuck in a last second layup that apparently some people missed because the listed score was incorrect for a bit.
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YOB made the best heavy record of the year! By calculating well over 80 end of the year lists from international critics, magazines and websites, these stoner/doomers from Eugene, Oregon, came out on top of a pile of almost 600 records. They follow in the footsteps of Vektor (2016) and Converge (2017). At a good distance behind them: Slugdge at #2 and Sleep at #3.
A great winner, congratulations! YOB is Love, you know, and I expect nothing but flowers and kisses in the comment section. No other band stood a chance against Mike Scheidt and co. They've been named on 29 lists, more than any other band. They've raked in five number #1 positions and have been on top of this list for almost the entire time I've been working on it. Slugdge didn't have it quite so easy: them, Sleep and Tribulation switched on and off the silver position a lot, and I wouldn't have been surprised if Voivod had taken it in the end. Even Thou, Amorphis and Mournful Congregation have been contenders for second place at some point. But the mollusk-obssessed death metal band from Lancashire slithered just ahead of the rest.
Tomb Mold, at #9, got just as much mentions on year-end-lists as Tribulation, but without enough points to make it up higher. Judas Priest is on a mere 12'th position, but they were named on more year-end-lists than Ghost, Mournful Congregation, Amorphis and Thou. Amorphis did the opposite: they didn't get a lot of list-mentions, but they landed five number #1 spots - just as much as YOB - which pushed them up the list. Thank the Angry Metal Guy-reviewers for that. Also good job Sulphur Aeon: releasing a record so late in the year (21 december!) and still landing this high on the list is a true feat!
I tried to balance big zines and underground websites, but objective consensus this isn't. I chose the lists, that's subjective already, and then every method of calculation is flawed. Plus this was a enormous load of work and I've most definitely made mistakes. Another thing is that big bands might get votes easier than others, just by being big. I'm looking at fine but far from perfect records from Ghost, Judas Priest and Deafheaven, while I can entirely imagine people likin
... keep reading on reddit ➡Shots were 84-37. Gotta give it up to both goalies.
We are currently 41-18 with 23 games left to play. Our toughest matchups are the following. Jazz, Thunder, Pacers, Bucks, Raptors, Grizzlies, Heat, Bucks, Pacers, Heat.
I might sound like a homer, but i believe that we have a legitimate shot at pulling 60 wins this season. Assuming we stay healthy for the most part for the rest of the season *Knocks on wood” but i seriously think that our team is capable of pulling this off
Teams with winning record: Cowboys
Eagles
Packers
Lions
Bears
Vikings
Saints
Panthers
49ers
Seahawks
Rams
Patriots
Bills
Ravens
Texans
Colts
Chiefs
Raiders
I personally think the Vikings might finish 7-9 or 8-8 because of their inability to win against over 500. teams
It requires some pretty unlikely upsets, but here’s what I’ve worked out (Records will represent where the NFC East teams are after the game in question)
Week 14: Following tonight’s Cowboys (6-7) loss, the Giants (3-10) end up beating the Eagles (5-8), and Washington (4-9) beats the Packers.
Week 15: The Rams beat the Cowboys (6-8), Washington (5-9) beats the Eagles (5-9), and the Giants (4-10) beat the Dolphins.
Week 16: The Eagles (6-9) beat the Cowboys (6-9) in a very nice game, and the Giants (5-10) beat Washington (5-10).
Week 17: Washington (6-10) beats the Cowboys (6-10), and the Giants (6-10) beat the Eagles (6-10).
Playoff Tiebreakers: When more than two teams are tied, the first tiebreaker is divisional record. In this scenario, the Cowboys and the Giants are both 4-2 in the NFC East, while the Eagles and Washington are both 2-4. With only two teams remaining, they go to head to head record, where the Cowboys have the 2-0 sweep over the Giants. This sends the Cowboys to the playoffs, beating the Seahawks as the new team with the lowest regular season record to make the playoffs (See, this post IS Seahawks related.)
But wait, there’s more! If you really care about who takes 3rd in the division (or you’re bored and waiting to get off work like I was when I did all of this), you will see that the Eagles and Washington split their games and are 1-1 head to head. This would lead to divisional record as a tiebreaker, which we have already seen is equal at 2-4. That means we need to go to their record in common games.
Long story short(ish), the teams that played both the Eagles and Washington were the Lions, the Packers, the Jets, the Vikings, the Cowboys (twice each), the Bills, the Bears, the Patriots, the Dolphins, and the Giants (twice each). This put the teams at 12 common games, easily beating the requirement of 4 for this tiebreaker to apply. When all is said and done, the Eagles take 3rd in the division with a combined games record of 5-7, one game ahead of Washington with 4-8.
So yeah. Go Hawks!
If (or should I say when) we win in LA next week, not only will we double our wins from last year, but we’ll also finish the season with the most amazing record possible 6-9-(1)!
I think the Bucks have a big shot at having the best record in the league, and I'm slowly starting to think they can also pull off the championship if they are healthy and focused.
Lakers could also end up with the best record, but I think if they were being smart, they'd rest LBJ and AD and take a few Ls if necessary, to conserve their energy.
Who do you think will have the best record after 82 games?
Yes you read that right. At the 2017 Combine, the broad jump record for TE’s was broken not just once, twice, but 3 times. Before 2017 the best broad jump by a tight end in combine history was 10’11. Then in 2017, pro bowl TE George Kittle broad jumped 11’. Then came current browns TE David Njoku with an 11’1..Then came Virginia Tech’s Bucky Hodges with an 11’2 to finally set the record.
You guys! I submitted my resignation letter to quitmormon.com on 1/30/2020 and my local leadership were notified the evening of 1/31/2020 that my records were removed!!! And it’s true because I can’t log into LDS tools anymore! I thought it was going to be a long drawn out process but it was the complete opposite! It feels good to be free!!!!
Obviously, we're trying to win games, and with how we've been playing lately, aside from the Saints game, I think we have a good chance in a lot of our games moving forward.
That got me thinking, with how many teams with awful records there are this year, what do you guys think the best we could finish and still end up with a top 10/12-ish pick is?
Not that I want us to lose, but I also don't want us to end up in that shitty mid-round purgatory.
