I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
This is a Re-Post Malone joke.
He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
The groundskeeper!
They’re free range archers now.
... I found the work oft-putting.
“Water you doing?”
His coach told him to just get over it.
Because my chips are so good.
The student responded: 'thank you for asking, i'm doing excellent.'
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
He said, “Well it’s crashing on course right now.”
He hit an orange slice!
He got a hole in one
According to him, it’s in case he gets a hole in one.
It was a par time job.
And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”
It’s like a trip down mammary lane
...right in the FOREhead
Unimpressive until you hit the links
I was deserted
He said “drive safe!” And I said “drive safe!”
The collared greens
He had a lot of hang-ups.
He liked to putter around.
RIP. Miss the old man.
I told her to level with me about what she did.
I was so ready, too.
Ruined my evening.
...but I just couldn't Finnish.
Because he was horsing a-round.
Instead of antipasto, they served antipasta.
That's a terrible name.
It was a hole in Juan.
It was my Achilles’ elbow.
I am not one to refuse charry tea.
