A list of puns related to "The Counselor"
I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
He was a consummate professional
I nodded and said, "You know what I mean, Vern?"
My wife didn't get it, but the counselor and I couldn't stop laughing.
I knocked on the door and his wife answered. She told me that Mick was in the barn so I went around back to find him.
I opened the door to the barn and to my complete horror, Mick was pole dancing in a leotard on a combine harvestor
Me: What the hell are you doing??
Mick: Well, you know how my wife and I have been having marriage problems. We went to go see a counselor and he said to put some spice back in the relationship i had to do something sexy to a tractor.
He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.
The Korea Counselor
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