Plane ones.
They got baked
I was very fortunate
This technique became known as Munch Housen by Proxy.
"Yeah," He responded
"They're Homie made."
Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.
I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'
What a half-baked attempt at making dough.
It was sodium disgusting.
the pie takes the cake
FrostFit
They were a little Chewey.
Jokes on him though. I'm just gonna post Samoa.
And said “Hey! Why don’t you Pecan someone your own size!”
My son says "daddy look, mommy made cookies!" Knowing it meant being kicked out of the kitchen, I still said, "actually son, those smell like OVERcookies to me"
Wife was holding everything while I drove and I said "Let me know if I should pull over. If you can't hold your liquor, I'd rather you not toss your cookies in my car."
That's how they make you fortunate.
"Help, I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"
Because he's a real sucker.
As they say, that's the way the cookies crumbled.
