The Chive Puns

A list of puns related to "The Chive"

I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing in my herb garden...

But it was just the chives talkin'

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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Where did the onion find his family history?

In the archives

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👤︎ u/frankiervi
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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I was walking past my fridge last night when I thought I heard two onions singing a BeeGees song.

But when I opened the door it was just the chives talking.

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Daughter made this up. Where do you go to find spices they no longer use?

The Ar-chives.

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👤︎ u/werdnadrew
📅︎ May 15 2017
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