He would be the reigning Raining champ
(This is a true story.)
Usually this is my Dad. My Mom will be opening presents all day, and Dad is done after he unwraps his three gifts.
We really give him a hard time and he loves it. He's a champ.
Well one year, we're opening gifts, and my brother's got almost nothing in his little pile. He had recently bought a house and his main gift was a garden hose.
This is exciting because we're gonna just tear into him. He is a good sport and he is ready to bask in the glory of his Christmas failure.
We finish the unwrapping and my Dad looks over to him and says "Well son, you really got hosed this year".
P.S. I am x-posting my own comment from an AskReddit thread at someone's suggestion, and definitely NOT in a shameless quest for karma.
Staged perfectly in the ever scentiful Bath&Body works at a mall.
Me: "Hey mom, do you know a guy named Champ?"
Mom:"Champ, is that a nickname?"
Me: "No, its his actual name."
Sister chimes in "Well whats his last name?"
Me: purposeful "Huh?"
Sis: "Champ who?"
Me: ":)"
Sis: "-GROAN- God fucking damn it."
Wife says, "I'm gonna go jump in the shower..."
I reply, "Okay, be careful, don't fall in there, it's slippery with all the soap and water..."
She still uses that phrase and I just keep nailing it like a champ every single time.
...his dad jumped up into a boxing stance and said, "what round is it". For you kiddies, rotary phones sounded like a bell ringing.
Backstory, he often reminded us we were talking to the 1940 something pacific fleet middle lightweight champ.
He was a great guy and I miss him.
