A list of puns related to "Danny Flores"
Date: Saturday, December 5, 2020
Time: 6:00 PM PT, 9:00 PM ET, 2:00 AM GMT
Location: AT&T Stadium, Arlington, Texas
TV: FOX Sports PPV (US) Premier Sports (UK)
Stream: FOX Sports
Errol Spence Jr | vs | Danny Garcia |
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26-0 (21 KOs) | RECORD | 36-2 (21 KOs) |
30 | AGE | 32 |
5'9 1/2" | HEIGHT | 5'8 |
146.5 lbs | WEIGHT | 146.8 |
72" | REACH | 68 1/2" |
southpaw | STANCE | orthodox |
Desoto, Texas πΊπΈ | HOMETOWN | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania πΊπΈ |
5-0 (3 KOs) | LAST 5 | 3-2 (2 KOs) |
-450 | MONEYLINE | +325 |
Time: 4:00 PM PT, 7:00 PM ET, 12:00 AM GMT
Spence comes out pressing and jabbing. Spence successfully jabbing to the body. Garcia goes to the body with a right. Both guys trade hooks. Spence with some big lefts, goes to the body. Spence hard body shots. Spence throwing a hard left but Garcia blocks. Spence clean left upstairs. Danny didn't like that, Garcia lands a nice right.
Cagey opening to the round. Spence jabbing. Spence with a really nice left hand just a little south of the chin and caught Garcia in the chest. Spence with a clean left hook. Spence landing clean with his jabs. Blocks a pair of Garcia hooks. Round could have went either way here.
Spence lands a jab to the body. Spence continues to walk Garcia down. Pushing the pace. Both guys showing off some real nice head movement. Spence with a nice jab and a huge left hook. Garcia looked a little off balance but that was a nice shot. Things heating up. Both guys landing some pow
... keep reading on reddit β‘Welcome to the week 10 Official r/NFL Power Rankings! Usually these rankings are more solidified by this time, but the writers thought a midseason upset extravaganza would boost ratings. Last week featured losses to 6 top ten teams. This week not only had 5 upsets, but 4 of those were from the top ten, with 2 losing to bottom ten teams. Special shoutout to the Detroit Lions for their first (half) win of the season, progress comes in small steps. Discuss the parity! 32/32 reporting
# | Team | Ξ | Record | Comment | |
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1. | Titans | +2 | 8-2 | The Titans were able to push their win streak to six after a home win against the Saints for the franchise's 200th win as the Titans. Due to injury the Titans have played more people in games than any other team in the NFL, have had the toughest schedule to this point, but are positioned with the NFLβs easiest remaining schedule. Lost in all of this is some great quarterback play by Ryan Tannehill who has played with a depleted roster, bad o-line play and a stomach bug on Sunday against the Saints. | |
2. | Packers | +3 | 8-2 | Kevin King was the laughing stock of the league last year, and now he's faced Tyreek Hill and DK Metcalf in consecutive weeks and didn't get torched a single time. Has he improved, or has having actual good linebackers helped the rest of the coverage play to their full potential? Probably a combination of both. I suppose this is why Joe Barry gets paid the big bucks. | |
3. | Cardinals | -2 | 8-2 | We played a third string QB against a Carolina Panthers team with Cam Newton on it. | |
4. | Cowboys | +3 | 7-2 | 10 PBUs. 3 Picks. 2 Sacks. 1 combined third or fourth down conversion allowed. 3.8 yards per pass attempt allowed. 37% completion percentage allowed. This might have been the most dominant defensive performance by Dallas in a decade or more. Add in the special teams making big plays and the offense doing basically whatever they want, and I think that the mental speed bump the Cowboys hit last week is a thing of the past. | |
5. | Bills | +3 | 6-3 | How do you respond to an embarrassing loss to one of the worst teams in football? Play another one of |
Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part four of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part four!
To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.
#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO) | Part 5 (MT-OH)
#Kansas
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Iβll be using a draft order from predictions I made on playoffpredictors.com. Just 1st round, no trades.
1. Jaguars: Aidan Hutchinson, DE/EDGE, Michigan
2. Lions: Kayvon Thibodeaux, DE/EDGE, Oregon
3. Texans: Evan Neal, OT, Alabama
4. Jets: Kyle Hamilton, S, Notre Dame
5. Giants via Bears: Tyler Linderbaum, IOL, Iowa
6. Panthers: Kenny Pickett, QB, Pittsburg
7. Giants: George Karlaftis, DE/EDGE, Purdue
8. Jets via Seahawks: Derek Stingley, CB, LSU
9. WFT: Trent McDuffie, CB, Washington
10. Raiders: Jordan Davis, DT/NT, Georgia
Thereβs often a stereotype associated with the executives who run our favorite teams: whip-smart young men with penchants for advanced mathematical modeling and Ivy League degrees to their names. But how does this archetypal image of MLBβs GM and PoBO sphere hold up in reality?
Scouring Wikipedia articles, LinkedIn pages, media guides, and the depths of local newspaper profiles, Iβve assembled a list of the top ~120 baseball executivesβpulling 3-5 from each teamβand their educational and occupational backgrounds. The job roles I pulled included presidents of baseball operations, general managers, vice presidents, assistant general managers, directors of operations, directors of analytics, and chief research and development folks.
I tracked their undergraduate majors, undergraduate schools, graduate degrees, graduate institutions, as well as executivesβ first experience working in baseball and any prior non-athletic career experience.
First, letβs look at undergraduate majors. From most frequent to least frequent, executives studied: economics (16), communications (8), history (8), business administration (7), finance (5), mathematics (5), english (4), political science (4), sports management (4), psychology (4), accounting (2), American studies (1), biomedical engineering (1), cognitive science (1), computer science (1), east Asian studies (1), eastern languages and civilization (1), education (1), engineering physics (1), food and nutrition (1), art history (1), industrial engineering (1), industrial labor relations (1), information technology (1), journalism (1), kinesiology (1), latin classics (1), mechanical engineering (1), molecular biophysics (1), physical education (1), public policy (1), sociology (1), sports marketing (1), statistics (1).
I wasnβt able to find majors for some of the older executives, but this seems like a broad enough sampling.
Now, for undergraduate colleges and universities. From most frequent to least frequent, executives attended: Harvard (7), Yale (7), Princeton (5), Dartmouth (3), Haverford (3), Northwestern (3), Notre Dame (3), UC Berkeley (3), Cornell (2), George Mason (2), Georgetown (2), MIT (2), Tufts (2), Tulane (2), UC Davis (2), UC San Diego (2), UChicago (2), UPenn (2), University of Illinois
... keep reading on reddit β‘A lot of people seemed to enjoy last week's Stud's and Dud's on the week so I am making a 2 part. One of RB / QB and another of WR/TE.
This isn't by any means numerical analyzations of their performance, I'm not gonna tell you the reason Jaylen Waddle snapped is because The sky in UK was light blue and he lined up in the slot 45% of the time, it's because he Waddles on and off the field like a man.
STUDS of Week 6 Running Backs:
Derrick Henry: What is there to say about a 6'3 238 Lbs back that isn't already said? This guy should of been the 1.01 and the disrespect against him in NFL/Fantasy is ridiculous, I thought the bills would slow him down, but he was upset last night to find out Norman wasn't on the team anymore. 3 TDs? Like no clue what can stop this man from being a literal monster. not a stud, but a KING!
Uncle Fucking Lenny: You did it. I thought last week was just a good matchup for you, but you did it. You went into the back of your closet, grabbed your old jersey from Jax, wiped your cheeks, then s$%^ on the Eagles. Who is Gio? Vaughn? We know Rojo's in the locker room watching a continuous loop of his fumbles. But you Fournette. You said I'll be damned if these Jag's fans say they don't need me because of J Rob. You carried your team to an easy Win against a struggling, Team? QB? O-line? Idk what the eagles are anymore. Can we expect this to continue? Bruce seems to love calling your number and so does Brady, I'd be a fool to not follow the hot hand. STUD!
Najee Harris: You and Derrick Henry have to be best friends sometime this year the way y'all carry your team to victories. God bless ben's noodle arm for your success. You're an electric back, a blast from the past. I think the old heads are going to increase your jersey sales this week saying "That's a good olΓ©' RUNNING back" enjoy your bye week king.. you deserved it. STUD!
Jonathan Taylor: You're doing it, you soaked up all the cries of laughter your haters had, they preached the worries of Nyheim Hines, and the deadly catch of Marlon Mack. But you soaked up the tears and you'll sweat it out as you run against Houston like Madden on Rookie Mode. 10 Yards per Attempt? You should be arrested for such a murderous act, those Texans players have families you know. Thanks for not splurging all your points against the Ravens and drying out. Can't wait to see you in the playoffs with your top 5 easiest schedule ROS king. STUD!
Darrel Williams: Did I say that right? I almost wanted to say
... keep reading on reddit β‘New Found Glory - December's Here
Like Pacific - Control My Sanity
Skatune Network - Pick It the Fuck Up 2
No Bragging Rights - No Bragging Rights
Vistas - What Were You Hoping to Find? (Deluxe Edition)
In a Daydream - This Side of Purgatory
Fluorescents - Ultraviolet (EP)
Static Dress - Prologue... (Comic Book Soundtrack) (EP)
Green Day - Waiting (BBC Live Session)
Phoebe Bridgers - Day After Tomorrow
The Summer Set - Back Together
Worst Party Ever - Beautiful Out
[Grumpster - Crash](https://open.spotify.com/album/1R28ZftcT8HWeUL20KVYO5?si=13
... keep reading on reddit β‘Latin America Season 1
Team Velasquez
Alejandro Perez: 8-3-1
Yair Rodriguez: 8-2, 1 NC
Gabriel Benitez: 6-5
Jose Alberto Quinonez: 5-4
Enrique Briones: 1-4
Marco Beltran: 3-3
Rodolfo Rubio: 0-1
Masiosare Fullen: 1-2
Total: 31-24-1, 1 NC (55.4% win rate)
Team Werdum
Marlon Vera: 12-6
Diego Rivas: 2-2
Bentley Syler: 0-1
Alexander Torres: 0-1
Guido Cannetti: 2-5
Fredy Serrano: 2-2
Leonardo Morales: 0-2
Humberto Brown: 0-1
Total: 18-20 (47.4% win rate)
Total Combined Record: 49-44-1, 1 NC (52.1% win rate)
Latin America Season 2
Team Escudero
Enrique Barzola: 6-3-1
Polo Reyes: 4-4
Alvaro Herrera: 1-3
Marco Olano: N/A
Vernon Ramos: 0-1
Kevin Medinilla: N/A
Horacio GutiΓ©rrez: 0-2
Oliver Meza: N/A
Total: 11-13-1 (44% win rate)
Team Gasteleum
Enrique Marin: 0-2
Hector Aldana: 0-3
Erick Montano: 1-2
Wilmer Fernandez: N/A
Cesar Arzamendia: 0-2
Danny Salas: N/A
Jonathan Ortega: N/A
Christhian Soto: N/A
Total: 1-9 (10% win rate)
Total Combined Record: 12-22-1 (34.3% win rate)
Latin America Season 3
Team Griffin
Martin Bravo: 1-3
Pablo Sabori: N/A
Miguel Villegas: N/A
Marcelo Rojo: 0-1
Alejandro Martinez: N/A
Yasser Castillio: N/A
Walter Zamora: N/A
Jose David Flores: N/A
Total: 1-4 (20% win rate)
Team Liddell
Claudio Puelles: 4-1
Ilianovich Chalo : N/A
Leonardo Rodriguez: N/A
Javier Ganin: N/A
John Bedoya: N/A
Santiago Cardenas: N/A
Fabian Quintanar: N/A
Juan Villaseca: N/A
Total: 4-1 (80% win rate)
Total Combined Record: 5-5 (50% win rate)
Note: Just 3 fighters from this season fought in the UFC, making it the least prolific season to date
Rankings (so far, by win percentage):
Percentages are rounded up to the nearest whole, or nearest tenth. In case of a tie, the nearest hundredth will be considered. In case of percentage tie, number of combined UFC fights for all the fighters in a season is considered.
Spurred by the Vikings' bye week, I decided to throw together a (mostly) full offseason mock. You can view the full spreadsheet here.
Rest of Season
I mocked the rest of the season here. Highlights:
Coaching Carousel
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
Danny you're always talking about reading books, well why dont you go read one about how too not be a piece of shit.you literally wouldnt have half the views you do now without the crew ,if it was just you and Leo everyone would get bored of it.also ant flores has been asking for crew dick measuring contest for months, give the man what he wants hahahaha
Mathematical puns makes me number
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
He lost May
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
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