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[FIGHT THREAD] Errol Spence Jr vs Danny Garcia, Sebastian Fundora vs Habib Ahmed, Josesito Lopez vs Francisco Santana, Eduardo Ramirez vs Miguel Flores + live round-by-round coverage

Date: Saturday, December 5, 2020

Time: 6:00 PM PT, 9:00 PM ET, 2:00 AM GMT


Location: AT&T Stadium, Arlington, Texas

TV: FOX Sports PPV (US) Premier Sports (UK)

Stream: FOX Sports


Errol Spence Jr vs Danny Garcia

12 rounds

WBC world welterweight title

IBF world welterweight title

Errol Spence Jr vs Danny Garcia
26-0 (21 KOs) RECORD 36-2 (21 KOs)
30 AGE 32
5'9 1/2" HEIGHT 5'8
146.5 lbs WEIGHT 146.8
72" REACH 68 1/2"
southpaw STANCE orthodox
Desoto, Texas πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ HOMETOWN Philadelphia, Pennsylvania πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
5-0 (3 KOs) LAST 5 3-2 (2 KOs)
-450 MONEYLINE +325

PPV Undercard

  • Sebastian Fundora (15-0-1, 10 KOs) vs Habib Ahmed (27-1-1, 18 KOs) - 12 rounds, junior middleweight title eliminator
  • Josesito Lopez (37-8, 20 KOs) vs Francisco Santana (25-8-1, 12 KOs) - 10 rounds, welterweight division
  • Eduardo Ramirez (23-2-3, 10 KOs) vs Miguel Flores (24-3, 12 KOs) - 12 rounds, featherweight title eliminator

FS2 Undercard

Time: 4:00 PM PT, 7:00 PM ET, 12:00 AM GMT

  • Isaac Avelar (16-2, 10 KOs) vs Sakaria Lukas (23-0, 16 KOs) - 10 rounds, featherweight division
  • Vito Mielnicki Jr (6-0, 4 KOs) vs Steven Pulluaim (5-2, 1 KO) - 6 rounds, welterweight division
  • Burley Brooks (6-0, 5 KOs) vs Marco Delgado (6-1, 5 KOs) - 6 rounds, super middleweight division

Errol Spence Jr vs Danny Garcia

Round 1

Spence comes out pressing and jabbing. Spence successfully jabbing to the body. Garcia goes to the body with a right. Both guys trade hooks. Spence with some big lefts, goes to the body. Spence hard body shots. Spence throwing a hard left but Garcia blocks. Spence clean left upstairs. Danny didn't like that, Garcia lands a nice right.

Spence 10-9

Round 2

Cagey opening to the round. Spence jabbing. Spence with a really nice left hand just a little south of the chin and caught Garcia in the chest. Spence with a clean left hook. Spence landing clean with his jabs. Blocks a pair of Garcia hooks. Round could have went either way here.

Spence 10-9, 20-18

Round 3

Spence lands a jab to the body. Spence continues to walk Garcia down. Pushing the pace. Both guys showing off some real nice head movement. Spence with a nice jab and a huge left hook. Garcia looked a little off balance but that was a nice shot. Things heating up. Both guys landing some pow

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Small sample of previous work. Writer, Joey Gonzales. Interiors, Danny Flores. Colors, Shawn Norton. Letters, Hector Negrete. Title: Bronze Man.
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Official r/NFL Week 10 Power Rankings

Welcome to the week 10 Official r/NFL Power Rankings! Usually these rankings are more solidified by this time, but the writers thought a midseason upset extravaganza would boost ratings. Last week featured losses to 6 top ten teams. This week not only had 5 upsets, but 4 of those were from the top ten, with 2 losing to bottom ten teams. Special shoutout to the Detroit Lions for their first (half) win of the season, progress comes in small steps. Discuss the parity! 32/32 reporting

# Team Ξ” Record Comment
1. Titans +2 8-2 The Titans were able to push their win streak to six after a home win against the Saints for the franchise's 200th win as the Titans. Due to injury the Titans have played more people in games than any other team in the NFL, have had the toughest schedule to this point, but are positioned with the NFL’s easiest remaining schedule. Lost in all of this is some great quarterback play by Ryan Tannehill who has played with a depleted roster, bad o-line play and a stomach bug on Sunday against the Saints.
2. Packers +3 8-2 Kevin King was the laughing stock of the league last year, and now he's faced Tyreek Hill and DK Metcalf in consecutive weeks and didn't get torched a single time. Has he improved, or has having actual good linebackers helped the rest of the coverage play to their full potential? Probably a combination of both. I suppose this is why Joe Barry gets paid the big bucks.
3. Cardinals -2 8-2 We played a third string QB against a Carolina Panthers team with Cam Newton on it.
4. Cowboys +3 7-2 10 PBUs. 3 Picks. 2 Sacks. 1 combined third or fourth down conversion allowed. 3.8 yards per pass attempt allowed. 37% completion percentage allowed. This might have been the most dominant defensive performance by Dallas in a decade or more. Add in the special teams making big plays and the offense doing basically whatever they want, and I think that the mental speed bump the Cowboys hit last week is a thing of the past.
5. Bills +3 6-3 How do you respond to an embarrassing loss to one of the worst teams in football? Play another one of
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If every U.S. state had their own "state team" (Part 4)

Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part four of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part four!

To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.

#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO) | Part 5 (MT-OH)

#Kansas

  • Home Stadium: Children's Mercy Park, Kansas City (Capacity: 18,500)
  • Notable players: Nick Besler, DΓ‘niel SallΓ³i, and Tyler Freeman
  • Likely CONCACAF equivalent: Trinidad and Tobago
  • Rivals: Missouri, Nebraska, and Colorado
No Pos. Player Age Club (Nat.) Notes
1 GK Jon Kempin 28 D.C. United (USA) Born in Leawood, KS
2 MF Nick Besler 28 Real Salt Lake (USA) Born in Overland Park, KS
3 DF Kortne Ford 25 San Antonio FC (USA) Born in Olathe, KS
4 MF Cameron Duke 20 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in Overland Park, KS
5 DF Amadou Dia 28 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in France, lived in Kansas City, KS
6 MF Will John 36 Locomotive Tbilisi (GEO) Born in Overland Park, KS
7 FW Kyle Greig 31 Louisville City (USA) Born in Wisconsin, raised in Atchinson, KS
8 MF Christian Duke 30 Sporting Kansas City II (USA) Born in Overland Park, KS
9 FW DΓ‘niel SallΓ³i 25 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in Hungary, raised in Overland Park, KS
10 MF Roman Knox 22 SMU Mustangs (USA) Born in Missouri, raised in Kansas City, KS
11 DF Kayden Pierre 18 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in Michigan, raised in Kansas City, KS
12 FW Tyler Freeman 18 Karlsruher (GER) Born in Kansas City, KS
13 DF Matt Constant 23 Sporting Kansas City II (USA) Born in Texas, lived in Bonner Springs, KS
14 MF Ethan Doud 21 FC Wichita (USA) Born in Wichita, KS

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A Lions fans Mock Draft 1.0

I’ll be using a draft order from predictions I made on playoffpredictors.com. Just 1st round, no trades.

1. Jaguars: Aidan Hutchinson, DE/EDGE, Michigan

  • There’s a solid argument for both Thibodeaux and Hutchinson for the first pick. With the Jags already having Josh Allen as their alpha pass rusher, I think Hutchinson makes more sense as he’s more thought of as the safer pick between him and Thibodeaux. Allen + Hutchinson should be a dynamic EDGE duo against both the pass and run.

2. Lions: Kayvon Thibodeaux, DE/EDGE, Oregon

  • This would be an easy slam dunk pick for Brad Holmes. Thibodeaux gives the Lions an alpha pass rusher to pair with the Okwara bros and hopefully Charles Harris re-signs.

3. Texans: Evan Neal, OT, Alabama

  • The Texans have a lot of needs, and while OT may not be essential since they have Tunsil, they could play Neal at RT for the time being or trade Tunsil to acquire an extra 1st rounder. You really can’t go wrong taking the best OT in the draft.

4. Jets: Kyle Hamilton, S, Notre Dame

  • Jets get arguably the most dynamic player in the draft to replace Marcus Maye who’s likely on his way out. CB is on the table here as well, but I view Hamilton as BPA.

5. Giants via Bears: Tyler Linderbaum, IOL, Iowa

  • Linderbaum gives the Giants a versatile IOL who can help create holes for Saquon and protect Danny Dimes. Not a sexy pick but the right pick for the Giants who have a lot of offensive weapons but haven’t been able to put it all together.

6. Panthers: Kenny Pickett, QB, Pittsburg

  • The Darnold experiment didn’t work, and Rhule won’t want to roll into next season with Newton or another journeyman veteran. He nabs his QB of the future in Pickett.

7. Giants: George Karlaftis, DE/EDGE, Purdue

  • Giants need a better pass rush and Karlaftis gives them that along with good play against the run.

8. Jets via Seahawks: Derek Stingley, CB, LSU

  • Jets fans would be ecstatic to get both Hamilton and Stingley. Those two guys turn around your secondary from day 1.

9. WFT: Trent McDuffie, CB, Washington

  • Rivera continues to bolster the defense with some secondary help. QB is on the table here but I think Rivera wants that top 5 defense and knows he’s just a couple pieces away.

10. Raiders: Jordan Davis, DT/NT, Georgia

  • Raiders have solid EDGE play from Crosby but they could use a stout DT to pair with him and take on double teams. I know he only has like 10 pressur
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Putting the β€œMajor” in a Major League Front Office: Academic and Career Backgrounds of Baseball’s Top Brass

There’s often a stereotype associated with the executives who run our favorite teams: whip-smart young men with penchants for advanced mathematical modeling and Ivy League degrees to their names. But how does this archetypal image of MLB’s GM and PoBO sphere hold up in reality?

Scouring Wikipedia articles, LinkedIn pages, media guides, and the depths of local newspaper profiles, I’ve assembled a list of the top ~120 baseball executivesβ€”pulling 3-5 from each teamβ€”and their educational and occupational backgrounds. The job roles I pulled included presidents of baseball operations, general managers, vice presidents, assistant general managers, directors of operations, directors of analytics, and chief research and development folks.

I tracked their undergraduate majors, undergraduate schools, graduate degrees, graduate institutions, as well as executives’ first experience working in baseball and any prior non-athletic career experience.

First, let’s look at undergraduate majors. From most frequent to least frequent, executives studied: economics (16), communications (8), history (8), business administration (7), finance (5), mathematics (5), english (4), political science (4), sports management (4), psychology (4), accounting (2), American studies (1), biomedical engineering (1), cognitive science (1), computer science (1), east Asian studies (1), eastern languages and civilization (1), education (1), engineering physics (1), food and nutrition (1), art history (1), industrial engineering (1), industrial labor relations (1), information technology (1), journalism (1), kinesiology (1), latin classics (1), mechanical engineering (1), molecular biophysics (1), physical education (1), public policy (1), sociology (1), sports marketing (1), statistics (1).

I wasn’t able to find majors for some of the older executives, but this seems like a broad enough sampling.

Now, for undergraduate colleges and universities. From most frequent to least frequent, executives attended: Harvard (7), Yale (7), Princeton (5), Dartmouth (3), Haverford (3), Northwestern (3), Notre Dame (3), UC Berkeley (3), Cornell (2), George Mason (2), Georgetown (2), MIT (2), Tufts (2), Tulane (2), UC Davis (2), UC San Diego (2), UChicago (2), UPenn (2), University of Illinois

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Week 6 Studs and Dudes

A lot of people seemed to enjoy last week's Stud's and Dud's on the week so I am making a 2 part. One of RB / QB and another of WR/TE.

This isn't by any means numerical analyzations of their performance, I'm not gonna tell you the reason Jaylen Waddle snapped is because The sky in UK was light blue and he lined up in the slot 45% of the time, it's because he Waddles on and off the field like a man.

STUDS of Week 6 Running Backs:

Derrick Henry: What is there to say about a 6'3 238 Lbs back that isn't already said? This guy should of been the 1.01 and the disrespect against him in NFL/Fantasy is ridiculous, I thought the bills would slow him down, but he was upset last night to find out Norman wasn't on the team anymore. 3 TDs? Like no clue what can stop this man from being a literal monster. not a stud, but a KING!

Uncle Fucking Lenny: You did it. I thought last week was just a good matchup for you, but you did it. You went into the back of your closet, grabbed your old jersey from Jax, wiped your cheeks, then s$%^ on the Eagles. Who is Gio? Vaughn? We know Rojo's in the locker room watching a continuous loop of his fumbles. But you Fournette. You said I'll be damned if these Jag's fans say they don't need me because of J Rob. You carried your team to an easy Win against a struggling, Team? QB? O-line? Idk what the eagles are anymore. Can we expect this to continue? Bruce seems to love calling your number and so does Brady, I'd be a fool to not follow the hot hand. STUD!

Najee Harris: You and Derrick Henry have to be best friends sometime this year the way y'all carry your team to victories. God bless ben's noodle arm for your success. You're an electric back, a blast from the past. I think the old heads are going to increase your jersey sales this week saying "That's a good olΓ©' RUNNING back" enjoy your bye week king.. you deserved it. STUD!

Jonathan Taylor: You're doing it, you soaked up all the cries of laughter your haters had, they preached the worries of Nyheim Hines, and the deadly catch of Marlon Mack. But you soaked up the tears and you'll sweat it out as you run against Houston like Madden on Rookie Mode. 10 Yards per Attempt? You should be arrested for such a murderous act, those Texans players have families you know. Thanks for not splurging all your points against the Ravens and drying out. Can't wait to see you in the playoffs with your top 5 easiest schedule ROS king. STUD!

Darrel Williams: Did I say that right? I almost wanted to say

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I decided to compile the UFC records of every Ultimate Fighter Season. Here's what I found (part 11)

Latin America Season 1

Team Velasquez

Alejandro Perez: 8-3-1

Yair Rodriguez: 8-2, 1 NC

Gabriel Benitez: 6-5

Jose Alberto Quinonez: 5-4

Enrique Briones: 1-4

Marco Beltran: 3-3

Rodolfo Rubio: 0-1

Masiosare Fullen: 1-2

Total: 31-24-1, 1 NC (55.4% win rate)

Team Werdum

Marlon Vera: 12-6

Diego Rivas: 2-2

Bentley Syler: 0-1

Alexander Torres: 0-1

Guido Cannetti: 2-5

Fredy Serrano: 2-2

Leonardo Morales: 0-2

Humberto Brown: 0-1

Total: 18-20 (47.4% win rate)

Total Combined Record: 49-44-1, 1 NC (52.1% win rate)

Latin America Season 2

Team Escudero

Enrique Barzola: 6-3-1

Polo Reyes: 4-4

Alvaro Herrera: 1-3

Marco Olano: N/A

Vernon Ramos: 0-1

Kevin Medinilla: N/A

Horacio GutiΓ©rrez: 0-2

Oliver Meza: N/A

Total: 11-13-1 (44% win rate)

Team Gasteleum

Enrique Marin: 0-2

Hector Aldana: 0-3

Erick Montano: 1-2

Wilmer Fernandez: N/A

Cesar Arzamendia: 0-2

Danny Salas: N/A

Jonathan Ortega: N/A

Christhian Soto: N/A

Total: 1-9 (10% win rate)

Total Combined Record: 12-22-1 (34.3% win rate)

Latin America Season 3

Team Griffin

Martin Bravo: 1-3

Pablo Sabori: N/A

Miguel Villegas: N/A

Marcelo Rojo: 0-1

Alejandro Martinez: N/A

Yasser Castillio: N/A

Walter Zamora: N/A

Jose David Flores: N/A

Total: 1-4 (20% win rate)

Team Liddell

Claudio Puelles: 4-1

Ilianovich Chalo : N/A

Leonardo Rodriguez: N/A

Javier Ganin: N/A

John Bedoya: N/A

Santiago Cardenas: N/A

Fabian Quintanar: N/A

Juan Villaseca: N/A

Total: 4-1 (80% win rate)

Total Combined Record: 5-5 (50% win rate)

Note: Just 3 fighters from this season fought in the UFC, making it the least prolific season to date

Rankings (so far, by win percentage):

Percentages are rounded up to the nearest whole, or nearest tenth. In case of a tie, the nearest hundredth will be considered. In case of percentage tie, number of combined UFC fights for all the fighters in a season is considered.

  1. Season 21: ATT vs Blackzillians (69.8%)
  2. Brazil Season 2 (60%)
  3. Season 1 (57.8%)
  4. Season 7: Team Rampage vs Team Forrest (56%)
  5. Season 27: Undefeated (55.9%)
  6. Season 24: Tournament of Champions (55%)
  7. Season 13: Team Lesnar vs Team Dos Santos (53.6%)
  8. Season 14: Team Bisping vs Team Miller (52.8%)
  9. Season 15: Live (52.5%)
  10. Season 3 (52.4%)
  11. Latin America Season 1 (52.1%)
  12. Brazil Season 3 (51.6%)
  13. Season 5 (51.5%)
  14. Brazil Season 1 (50.9%)
  15. Season 17: Team Jones vs Team Sonnen (50.6%)
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Uggs' Early Offseason Mock (Coaching, FA, Draft)

Spurred by the Vikings' bye week, I decided to throw together a (mostly) full offseason mock. You can view the full spreadsheet here.

Rest of Season

I mocked the rest of the season here. Highlights:

  • The Bengals stake their claim, winning the brutal AFC North and beating the Raiders for their first playoff win in 30 years.
  • The Colts keep Wentz active for all 17 games. The team finished 9-8. With teams like Baltimore, Cleveland, and Kansas City just barely ahead of them the entire way, their slow start to the season costs them a playoff spot.
  • After a blowout loss at Buffalo, the Dolphins make a change. Grier and Flores are out the door. Under interim HC Danny Crossman, the Phins rally to win 4 more games down the stretch, although none of the wins are overly impressive.
  • The Broncos continue to nosedive. They fail to log a single win the rest of the way. Bridgewater gets benched for Lock, who in turn gets benched for Bridgewater. Pat Shurmur takes over as the interim HC after a loss to the spiraling Eagles.
  • Seattle gets hot. I have them losing tonight's game, but they are able to topple the Cards, 9ers, and Rams en route to a 10 win finish, good enough for the 6 seed.
  • The Lions' luck turns around eventually. They go 4-2 after nearly upsetting the Rams, but they ultimately aren't a real threat at this point.
  • In the playoffs, impostors go home early. The Chiefs, Browns, Vikings, and Hawks all barely snuck into the playoffs. They all lose in the WC round.
  • The Bucs are dominant, losing only one more game in the regular season. However, their defense is unable to keep contain on Kyler Murray. The league MVP goes off for 4 TDs against the defending Champs.
  • In the AFC, the Bills return to the title game for the 2nd year. However, history repeats itself as the OPOY, Derrick Henry, once again goes off for over 150 yards on the ground.
  • SoFi Stadium hosts the Cardinals and the Titans in February. Tennessee plays fiercely, but the Cards have a potent front 7. The group of Chandler Jones, JJ Watt, Isaiah Simmons, and Zaven Collins are able to keep King Henry under 100 yards while Kyler guides the offense to a 24-17 win.

Coaching Carousel

  • The Dolphins, Broncos, and Bears cut ties with their coaching staffs during t
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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Imagine making 20+grand a month and only paying your employees 100quid Haha.thats some sketchy shit,a business is nothing without employees.its not a coincidence the podcast views/quality went up when Austin joined

Danny you're always talking about reading books, well why dont you go read one about how too not be a piece of shit.you literally wouldnt have half the views you do now without the crew ,if it was just you and Leo everyone would get bored of it.also ant flores has been asking for crew dick measuring contest for months, give the man what he wants hahahaha

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
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Oh so you're a feminist? Name every woman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suIeman
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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