Why does Homelander ("superhero") have to be careful not to jostle his milk?

He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.

Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndySkibba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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A man buys a lie detector robot

That slaps people who lie, and be decides to try it out on his son during dinner.

β€œWhere were you during school hours?” He asks.

β€œAt school!” His son replies.

The robot slaps the boy.

β€œOk I was at my friends house....” His son says.

β€œWhat were you doing there?

β€œReading comics!”

The robot slaps the son again.

β€œOk ok!! We were watching an erotic movie...”

β€œWhat?? I didn’t even know erotic movies existed when I was your age!” The dad exclaims.

The robot quickly slaps him.

His wife laughs and says, β€œWow, he really IS your son-β€œ

The robot slaps the wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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My new comic "Punguins" tell me what you think!

You guys like puns and dad jokes? Well boy oh boy, my boy, do I have the comic for you! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1

The comic is still new, so please tell me what you think! I'd love to get some feedback.

Follow Penguin Productions on facebook and twitter for more comics!

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/penguinproductionsapps/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/PenguinProdApps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drsmall
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