Finnish: The Book
It's called Sam-are-i
It’s textbook Economics.
I guess I only have my shelve to blame!
"Guys, that's our last resort."
I told the arresting officer "I could explain everything."
She said try the non-friction section.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."
The man can't believe it.
"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."
Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."
They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.
"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"
The man puts down his fruit and responds,
"It's a date!"
I only have my shelf to blame.
It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
Just a bit of light reading
I have only my shelf to blame.
Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?
"Inferno," he replied.
"OK," I added, "what about just in regular clothes?"
It's written by I.P. Freely
She said, "It comes out in a week or two."
She said try Sarah Topps.
That was the punchline
It's an autobiography.
A story of people coming out of the closet is perfect for Pride Month.
I know I will never hear the end of it!!
Personally, I’m tired of the hullabaloo.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Librarian: "Well, that would kinda defeat the purpose, don't you think?"
Because it was written by a ghost writer
That's their back story.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read
It had a lot of problems
handshakes
But Patrick is the star.
I can’t seem to put it down.
Goodnight Moon is the darkest book I know.
He said no.
I bought 2
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
It caused a title wave!
>!I've decided the title is going to be 'Thymeless Classics'!<.
We got joint problems
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
"Right behind you." She whispered.
I can’t put it down.
She whispered "They're right behind you".
