My dad was telling me about the time he got stuck in a blizzard for 4 days with his dog sledding team. He ended up having to eat one of the dogs. I asked him if it was any good...
He said it was mushy.
Did you hear about the farmer who left her sheep out in the blizzard?
She had to take them to the Icy Ewe ward.
Dad comes in from shoveling snow after the blizzard.
"Hey, Shiznaztm. I gotta go to work later. I'm already working out there. It looks like I'm working Snowvertime today."
Oof...
What did the eskimos say about their igloo during the blizzard?
We better get inuit
New snowplows for the Minnesota department of transportation⦠Named by the internet.
World of Warcraft introduced a scavenger hunt to find a secret item that involved hundreds if not thousands of people in a Discord spending days and days scouring the entire world for little clues.
The secret reward is called Waist of Time.
Well played, Blizzard, well played.
Boyfriend dropped this about the pending snowstorm
Discussing the snow we're supposed to be getting in Minnesota.
Me: I think we're going to get a blizzard..
Him: Like, from Sonic?
He laughs for long, long time
My dad got me and my girlfriend good
Dad was driving us to his place, and we were talking about games. Girlfriend mentions Blizzard.
Dad: Which one is Blizzard?
Girlfriend: The guys that make World of Warcraft!
Dad: Huh. I thought they were the guys that made the ice.
Goddammits were all around.
