My dad was telling me about the time he got stuck in a blizzard for 4 days with his dog sledding team. He ended up having to eat one of the dogs. I asked him if it was any good...

He said it was mushy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetroSA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2022
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Did you hear about the farmer who left her sheep out in the blizzard?

She had to take them to the Icy Ewe ward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDale
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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Dad comes in from shoveling snow after the blizzard.

"Hey, Shiznaztm. I gotta go to work later. I'm already working out there. It looks like I'm working Snowvertime today."

Oof...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiznazTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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What did the eskimos say about their igloo during the blizzard?

We better get inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JS0D
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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New snowplows for the Minnesota department of transportation… Named by the internet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr__Picky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2022
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World of Warcraft introduced a scavenger hunt to find a secret item that involved hundreds if not thousands of people in a Discord spending days and days scouring the entire world for little clues.

The secret reward is called Waist of Time.

Well played, Blizzard, well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Boyfriend dropped this about the pending snowstorm

Discussing the snow we're supposed to be getting in Minnesota.

Me: I think we're going to get a blizzard..

Him: Like, from Sonic?

He laughs for long, long time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arechs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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My dad got me and my girlfriend good

Dad was driving us to his place, and we were talking about games. Girlfriend mentions Blizzard.

Dad: Which one is Blizzard?

Girlfriend: The guys that make World of Warcraft!

Dad: Huh. I thought they were the guys that made the ice.

Goddammits were all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frognificent
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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