Reddit banned me from posting on the pimple popping sub.
The Catholic Church has banned chili from all services and gatherings...
...in response to the latest rash of Mass tootings.
Aladdin was banned from the magic carpet race
He was caught using performance enhancing rugs
The clandestine copying and distribution of literature banned by the state can be proven simply by comparing copies side by side.
Because that bit there is samizdat bit there
There’s a banned cheese that’s on the tip of my tongue... Camber, ... Camemb,...
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟
I was recently banned from the Antiques Roadshow.
...I tried to have my family jewels appraised.
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it.
imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
My cousin tries to keep posting jokes on this sub, but gets repeatedly banned by the mods.
He’s my cousin, twice [removed].
Those who were firm in their beliefs when China banned marijuana...the people who kept growing and selling.
They are known as the pot stickers.
The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year.
If the government banned cigarettes, I would shout slogans and protest
But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity
Why was the cow banned from ballet class?
It kept practicing its Dairy Air.
Did you guys hear about the Leopard they banned from the casino?
It seems they thought he was a Cheetah.
What room of the house are ghosts banned from?
The governor banned gatherings of more than eighteen crows.
They’re supposed to isolate themselves from corvid nineteen.
Why am I banned from owning a truck and a donkey at the same time?
The letter ‘t’ has just been banned
We’ll never hear the end of it
What letter of the alphabet is banned during the Christmas Season?
Why was Hulk banned from the Honda dealership?
My parents banned me from riding my Vespa in the yard.
So I just moped around the house all weekend...
So i got banned (i had a contest with my friends who got the most downvotes and this happened)
I read a story where the bad guy was trying to get rifles banned.
What did the Seattle mayor say when he banned straws?
Alright everybody, this is the last straw.
The furniture store banned me from ever coming in after I called them
All I said is that I wanted one night stand.
Why is the machinist banned from the brothel?
Because he doesn’t pay. He nuts and bolts.
I've been banned from the nudist beach for dressing inappropriately
A principal in Nebraska banned candy canes because the "J" symbolizes "Jesus".
Got banned from the general store today
Because I asked the clerk for something specific.
Why was John Milton banned from the casino?
Every time he came in, there was a pair of dice lost.
Viagra was banned in China by the government.
They don’t want to admit they have election problems.
In February 1989, dogs were banned from the White House until January 1993.
They kept peeing on the Bushes and chasing the Quayles.
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