The African Lion Puns

A list of puns related to "The African Lion"

2 African Big Cats were playing poker. What did the Lion say to the other big cat after he lost?

You Cheetah!

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👤︎ u/FluffyRogue
📅︎ Sep 23 2021
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Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a ‘wimb’

Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.

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👤︎ u/Dongwaffler
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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👤︎ u/Caddiss_jc
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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👤︎ u/Caddiss_jc
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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