20 Hilarious Terry's Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A Terry Pratchett Inspired Series of Puns Between my Brother and I reddit.com/gallery/ojvycv

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👤︎ u/Rev_Spero

📅︎ Jul 14 2021

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Do you know how Mrs. Terry's husband died?

Me neither. It's a Miss Terry.

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👤︎ u/MultiMations

📅︎ Sep 22 2021

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What do Terry Wogan and Paul O'Grady have in common?

Their favourite wine is Blanc De Blanc

Blankety Blank 🎶 Blankety Blank 🎶 Blankety Blank 🎶

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👤︎ u/DrunkRok

📅︎ Sep 05 2021

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I'd invite Terry to the Halloween party, but I think he'll be terryfied

I know, I know, that was Terryble

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👤︎ u/RamSamG

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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Don't make fun of Terry

If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Jan 28 2020

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Last summer, I worked on a party boat for the assistants to the staff of Terry Crews

I was on the Crews' crew's crew cruise crew.

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👤︎ u/exmachinalibertas

📅︎ Jul 20 2020

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A Terry-ble way to die

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👤︎ u/Mairiphinc

📅︎ May 03 2017

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What do you call impressing a skinny man named "Terry"?

Flattery

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👤︎ u/tarush_fx

📅︎ Sep 02 2020

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Did you know that Terry Crews once had a heckler that mysteriously dropped dead?

Doctors said the man had died from dissin’ Terry

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👤︎ u/P8ntballz

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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👤︎ u/Hysterical_Realist

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.

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👤︎ u/_Tamassran_

📅︎ Jun 12 2018

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You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.

You have died from dissin’ Terry

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👤︎ u/Sincons

📅︎ Mar 23 2019

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Do you think that Terry Pegula's kids ever get tired of him saying, as he's headed out the door to work ...

"Time to go pay the Bills."?

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👤︎ u/mediumbugger

📅︎ May 05 2020

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If Terry Crews had a GPS voice (x-post from /r/funny)

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👤︎ u/Point21Gigawatts

📅︎ Jul 05 2015

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I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.

He died from dysentery.

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👤︎ u/fermatajack

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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You wanna know what uncle terry said before he kicked the bucket

How far do you think I can kick this bucket

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👤︎ u/turtlegamer22

📅︎ Jan 17 2019

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My dad's name is Terry.

And that guy is my dear ol' dad.

^(Please, oh please let someone get it.)

My little sister thought it meant "dad + blanket = stack of towels". HINT: that's not the joke.

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👤︎ u/fluffyxsama

📅︎ Oct 17 2014

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Old guy, Terry, at my work just got us good

We work in a screen printing shop and we also have a vehicle wrap department.

Me: Are you going to do signs today or are you going to wrap?

Terry: No, I don't rap, I sing.

sigh

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👤︎ u/reason_found_decoy

📅︎ Feb 25 2015

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You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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👤︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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What did uncle terry say before kicking the bucket

How far do you think I can I can kick this bucket

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👤︎ u/turtlegamer22

📅︎ Nov 16 2018

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