I was at the apple store the other day, and saw someone shoplifting.

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I was at a restaurant with my dad, I asked him if he was getting the Chicken Cordon Bleu or the Chicken Kiev.

He said, "the Cordon Bleu's good, but I hear the Kiev is revolting."

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