^(whew, that's a lot of stage names.)
#Good afternoon / morning / night / whatever, popheads.
"I'm your dream girl | This is real love | But you know what they say about me | That girl is a problem | Girl is a problem | Girl is a problem, problem"
When you say the name of Natalia Kills, it's likely that X F*ctor will immediately be brought up -- i mean, it is still to this day, her YouTube comment sections are PLAGUED with the same old tired jokes about Natalia Kills Her Career or whatever. Well, that incident may have obliterated her entire career trajectory all in the span of 8 minutes, but it's also what made me discover her -- or rather, a few comments on this sub off-handedly mentioning the iconic döppelganger rant and her writing credit on Kiss It Better by Rihanna at least made her name nest itself somewhere in the back of my mind. And that was that for a good handful of months, until one day while i was listening to a few Madonna demos that didn't make it onto Rebel Heart i saw that she had a hand in writing a few of them, particularly Nothing Lasts Forever and the only final tracklist member, Holy Water. At this point, my brain just automatically put 2 and 2 together and i thought to myself "ok, this girl wrote Kiss It Better, Holy Water and Nothing Lasts Forever which are all pretty poggers songs, let's check out her own stuff then". So i pulled up to my bestie Wikipedia's house, looked her up, saw that Mirrors was her biggest "hit", looked that up on YouTube, and oh my god... well let's just say there's a reason why it's my most scrobbled song of all time on last.fm now. I was OBSESSED oh my god, i replayed the SHIT out of Mirrors + Wonderland and Controversy with a serving of Zombie, Free, Outta Time, Saturday Night and Kill My Boyfriend on the side once i ultimately waded in further. There was a point where i couldn't hold myself back anymore and thus i decided to make Natalia's (admitedly short) discography my next one to dive because there was no way i was gonna be able to live any longer without hearing at least Perfectionist once. And so the time has come... and it came in that order: Womannequin>Perfectionist>Trouble>+30mg (and yes i threw in the Cruel Youth stuff too so i could have enough material to make this a full-fledged post and get some promo for Natalia). Was it worth it to make her a priority above everything else i had planned, or was it an artistically atro
... keep reading on reddit ➡Link is in the Telegram https://t.me/joinchat/5xDYsw_aIO02Njlh
Fires can truly destroy lives, let alone take them, but we're glad to announce that no one was seriously harmed during the following incident. One of our favourite people, Teddy Sinclair (AKA Natalia Kills), along with her husband, Willy Moon, sadly became victims of a fire that engulfed their New York home - you can help with GoFundMe.
This one slightly reached us late, but who cares, we had to talk about it still! Teddy Sinclair, the front lead of her band, Cruel Youth, has collaborated with the "B.M.F" rapper, Rick Ross, to deliver a soundtrack for season two of Epix's "Godfather of Harlem", titled "No Bark When I Bite".
If you're anything like us, we were absolutely smitten after hearing Sinclair, AKA Natalia Kills, singing her beautiful vocals. And of course we can't wait for "Wait in the Benz".
Cruel Youth's Teddy Sinclair, AKA Natalia Kills, has been recognised by Spotify Noteable as a contributor to the music industry for her creative skills, as a singer-songwriter for herself and others. Will this recent announcement via her Instagram account give her reason to release the highly-anticipated, "Wait in the Benz"? Because we're tired waiting in the notifications LOL!
Does anyone know what palette Teddy Sinclair was using? Her IG is: CruelYouthXO it’s her latest photo is it stilla?teddy post
Party: Republican
Home State: New York
Term: 1901-1909
Roosevelt was an energetic personality, and it is clear with his opinions of other presidents. He harshly critiqued President Thomas Jefferson in his book ''The Naval War of 1812'' for shrinking the Navy when it would be needed. He called President Franklin Pierce ''a servile tool of men worse than himself ... ever ready to do any work the slavery leaders set him.'' About John Tyler he said: ''He has been called a mediocre man; but this is unwarranted flattery, he was a politician of monumental littleness.'' Damn, Roosevelt roasting other presidents as if he were roasting meat.
DOMESTIC POLICY
Trust-Busting
The defining policy of the Roosevelt decade was trust-busting, a policy of breaking up monopolies. For those who might not completely understand all of these terms, a monopoly is when big businesses eliminate all competition to stay on the top. They stayed on the top by forming a monopoly, pretty much organizing how business will deal with competition. For those with more imaginative minds, it was pretty much a shield used by businesses. As for trust-busting, it was essentially an initiative to break that shield using various policies. In general, much of Congress was worried what to do since a lot supporting monopolies, believing it was necessary to have consistent top-tier businesses always succeeding.
Roosevelt was, at first, not that much of a trust-buster, but agreed to implement the idea as politician bugged him about it. Even though he became an avid and active trust-buster, he still had some criticisms. For instance, when the Supreme Court ordered the break-up of Standard Oil, in an antitrust lawsuit begun under his administration and completed under Taft, Roosevelt said:
“I do not see what good can come from dissolving the Standard Oil Company into 40 separate companies, all of which will still remain really under the same control. What we should have is a much stricter government supervision of these great companies, but accompanying this supervision should be a recognition of the fact that great combinations have come to stay and we must do them scrupulous justice just as we exact scrupulous justice from them.”
This is not to say Roosevelt was not a trust-buster, he absolutely was. His famous brawls with J. P. Morgan (Northern Securities Company) and John D. Rockefeller (Standard Oil) are well remembered. He also won a few Supreme Court cases, such as [*Swift and Comp
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
They were cooked in Greece.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
