What do you call a cow with no spots?

A Moo-tant

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What’s a good name for β€œThe Wizard of Oz” when it doesn’t stay the same throughout?

In-kansas-tant.

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My dad went to get a vasectomy...

My mom just told me the story. Apparently, my dad and my uncle went to get vasectomies together. They were picked up at the house by a limo. My mom, confused, asked why they ordered a limo to drive them to get their vasectomies, to which my dad responded, "If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look im-po'-tant."

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