A list of puns related to "TS"
"Where on Earth have you been?"
I'ts Arr-Rated
You cant spell advertisements without the semen between the tits
A lot of folks seem to need help with this so ------- adver ti semen ts
TS-eh
They just become don'ts
I'ts making headlines.
They were a species of peliwon'ts.
Boo-ts
Here it is! My second Punguins comic. Be sure to leave some feedback!
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For s..ts and giggles.
I told him, "For you, they should call them aluminum can'ts."
The TS-eh
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A head! where!?
we would have to start calling them pelican'ts
Brother: The hood isn't collecting the smoke very well.
Dad: What?
Brother: Smoke.
Dad: No thanks. I quit a while ago.
Badum ts.
My sister is on a road trip from Utah to Texas. She has been periodically updating us with her location.
Sister 1: Raton, New Mexico
Dad: That's a big rat.
Sister 1: Dalhart, Texas
Dad: Woohoo... How's it going?
Sister 1: Great. Everything is flat and smells like cows, but I don't see any cows.
Dad: Those are the iBoTs (invisible Bovines of Texas), they wander around making methane and distributing it free of charge. And the landscape is that way because of the flat-ulence.
Sister 2: Oh my gosh dad stop
Me: He can't. There is an honor code among dads. We must joke whenever the opportunity presents itself. It's our respunsibility.
Dad: I'm so proud.
Me: Hi so proud, I'm dad.
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