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A list of puns related to "TS"

Ba dum ts- awwww
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👤︎ u/karlicbread
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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What did E.Ts mother say to him when he got home?

"Where on Earth have you been?"

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👤︎ u/dulfuckyourself
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Ba dum ts
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👤︎ u/GearMonkey1379
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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Gay tho(ugh)ts

Sbeve bro

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👤︎ u/Cali-Bruh
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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Pessimists need a kick in the can'ts.
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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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I think i am ready to become a dad
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👤︎ u/Banoooooooo
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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Why couldn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?

I'ts Arr-Rated

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👤︎ u/Matissieboy2
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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Whats TSA called in Canada?

TS-eh

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👤︎ u/UserRedirected
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Found out I can't have donuts without you...

They just become don'ts

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👤︎ u/beanbagmanatee
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillow?

I'ts making headlines.

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👤︎ u/tramol
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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My town was trying to pave over the swamp in the middle of town for a new Kmart but the large water fowl with long beaks and a large throat pouches would not move...

They were a species of peliwon'ts.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What's a ghosts favorite Footwear?

Boo-ts

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👤︎ u/10111001110
📅︎ Nov 01 2017
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Punguins #2 The Getaway

Here it is! My second Punguins comic. Be sure to leave some feedback!

Comic: http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=2

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/penguinproductionsapps/?fref=ts

Twitter: https://twitter.com/PenguinProdApps

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👤︎ u/Drsmall
📅︎ Feb 02 2016
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I mixed laxatives into my hash brownies.

For s..ts and giggles.

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👤︎ u/50t5
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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A coworker tried fitting an aluminum can into the paper slot of a recycling bin, and it got stuck.

I told him, "For you, they should call them aluminum can'ts."

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👤︎ u/cl350rg
📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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Where do Canadians go to go through airport security

The TS-eh

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👤︎ u/NVMOOK
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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Every time were in the car and this sign shows up...

http://static.lowensign.com/vcImages/items/600/TS-W3-1A_30X40.875.jpg

A head! where!?

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👤︎ u/zakcarroll1
📅︎ Jan 31 2015
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If pelicans weren't so optimistic...

we would have to start calling them pelican'ts

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👤︎ u/sawer707
📅︎ Dec 30 2015
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Sitting at our dinner table when....

Brother: The hood isn't collecting the smoke very well.

Dad: What?

Brother: Smoke.

Dad: No thanks. I quit a while ago.

Badum ts.

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👤︎ u/ANDTHEMETSWIN
📅︎ Sep 02 2013
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Group text dadjokes

My sister is on a road trip from Utah to Texas. She has been periodically updating us with her location.

Sister 1: Raton, New Mexico
Dad: That's a big rat.
Sister 1: Dalhart, Texas
Dad: Woohoo... How's it going?
Sister 1: Great. Everything is flat and smells like cows, but I don't see any cows.
Dad: Those are the iBoTs (invisible Bovines of Texas), they wander around making methane and distributing it free of charge. And the landscape is that way because of the flat-ulence.
Sister 2: Oh my gosh dad stop
Me: He can't. There is an honor code among dads. We must joke whenever the opportunity presents itself. It's our respunsibility.
Dad: I'm so proud.
Me: Hi so proud, I'm dad.

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👤︎ u/squallstormviii
📅︎ Aug 26 2014
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