What US state won't ever have to wear Depends^TM when it gets old?
Hawai'i - because it's not incontinent /original?
Got my girlfriend with this earlier
we're heading through grocery store checkout. She looks over at the candies and says
"Ooh! Mentos!"
"I already have Mentos."
"Really? Where?"
"On my men feet!"
I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
My dad died in 2004, we still get calls for him at times.
this happened a few years ago. It's about my dad and something my dad would have laughed hard at.
phone rings I pick up
me: Hello
TeleMarketer: Hello is Mr ThrashandBurn's Dad available?
Me: ahhhh no he isn't
TM: do you know a better way to reach him?
with out hesitation
ME: Not unless you got a shovel.
I could hear him holding back his laugh wile trying to give his condolences.
My daughter keeps getting mad that I use her Anna and Elsa bowl
I told her I need it to keep my ice cream Frozen^TM
