The sweetest thing you can do for your partner is lose a tennis match to them by not scoring a single point.

That’s love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage..

The streets have no names and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisMJacobs1987
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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A confectionary treasure.

Christmas was at Mom's house this year. She has to buy at least 10 lbs of sugar to make all the treats and candy that everyone wants. She has all of the candy and pies and things on the counter in the dinning room. As family members arrived and everyone made their way passed the dinning room my niece(14) came in.

Her: You've been standing in here for a while.

Me: Yup, it's the sweetest spot in the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/123_Syzygy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2016
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Got the girlfriend pretty good today

we were driving and we stopped at a red light next next to a store called The Candy Jar and I said "is this where you live?" she goes "huh?" I repeated it, pointed at the store, and said "because you're the sweetest thing ever!"... She sighed, called me stupid and (jokingly) hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imcyberpunk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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