Sven Puns

A list of puns related to "Sven"

One day Sven was walking past Ole's place and noticed a sign that said Boat For Sale.

Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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Why did Olaf lose the schnitzel-eating contest?

Because Olaf ate six, Sven ate nine.

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👤︎ u/desireewhitehall
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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What is a Norwegian's favorite type of chart?

A Sven diagram.

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👤︎ u/ndemerson
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?

They use a Sven Diagram.

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👤︎ u/Targetsb
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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What do you call a computer programming condition in the movie Frozen?

If, Sven, Elsa.

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👤︎ u/cderry
📅︎ Nov 10 2017
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