My band member was up in arms after being made to crowd surf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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So this is a pretty long joke...

So there were these two high schoolers, both madly in love. they were like the most well known couple around the school. so a couple months go by after they've began dating and they both see a flier in the hallway. it talks about the up coming school dance which is taking place next week. so naturally, the guy asks the girl to come with him. she says yes and the planing begins. he gets home that night and surfs the entire web for a relatively cheap limo company with still have decent amenities. after ordering that, he heads off to the local tailor and gets a suit made for in his girlfriends favourite colour, blue. then the week passes and he preparing to go and pick her up, so he picks up the flowers he bought her earlier that day and heads out to the now parked limo. he gets in and orders the driver to her house. he gets there and gives her the flowers. they go out for dinner at a very fancy place, him paying for everything. they both finally get to the school hall and head in to see all their friends. they have a wonderful night, dancing, having photos taken, they both really just enjoyed themselves. they even got elected prom king and queen! so the night is coming to an end and they both decide to sit down and have a rest. the girls feeling a bit thirsty so the guy heads over to the refreshments table to get her a drink. it's pretty quite there as in this joke, there isnt a punchline. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyTyrant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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While at my Cousin's 21st

So it's my cousin's 21st and he does surf life saving. So he had a rowing oar set up for everyone to sign. Aaaand then dad sees it.

Dad: Wow, thats so inspiring.

Me: Why is it insp…

Dad: It's Oar!-Inspiring!

Uncle (Without hesitation): That joke was Oar…some!

both look around to see who's laughing

(edit; can't punctuate)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2014
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