i told my dad i was graduating with Summa Cum Laude

and he said "you're graduating Cumma Matata?"

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The first person to research human reproduction was seminal their field
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👤︎ u/jay--mac
📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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Pretty sure my physics professor is a dad.

Whenever we do an experiment using a graduated cylinder, he says "Okay, now go get a graduated cylinder - of course, it graduated summa cum laude..."

I laugh every time. Followed by a slight sigh.

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👤︎ u/Not_Stalin
📅︎ Mar 13 2014
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Made this one up today, i'm not a father yet but I can't wait to use it when my kids graduate

Works best out loud..

"You know how at most schools student who reach certain GPA's are awarded either Magna cum Laude or Summa Cum Laude or something along those lines? What do the students who get 2.0's get?

Thank the Laude!"

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📅︎ May 08 2014
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Whenever my dad talks about how well his brother and sister did in college...

"Your aunt graduated Magna Cum Laude, your uncle graduated Summa Cum Laude, and I graduated Thank You Laudy"

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