When Gandalf was asked why his company was so successful.

He gave all the credit to his incredible staff.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ArcticTrek
šŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Despite being the owner of a very successful nutrition supplements company, my uncle has developed a deficiency

Ironic.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MagnetCarter
šŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My car tire company became successful

It gained traction

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MrToastyToast
šŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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There was a typeface company that successfully designed upper-case numbers, they were called Capital One.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/techtornado
šŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I just started a successful aircon company

We have a lot of fans, and the critics were blown away!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Sl4yer04
šŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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I founded a successful knife company

Key to success is the latest cutting edge technology we use

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/saatanajoel
šŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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My shoe company has recently been able to successfully market the largest shoes in the world

Which is no small feat

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Did you hear about the Band Director who got fired and started a car towing company?

He called it Stuck Auto.

It was a huge success and he found time to focus on his passion for martial arts founding a new school based on starting slow and building up speed. It's called Crush En Do.

It was most noticeably used by a section of the terrorist organization in the United States Capitol. They're known as the D.C. Al Coda.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Rannak
šŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Iā€™m going to sell all my shares of Kodak stock...

The company has a real negative attitude.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TRMIB
šŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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A short collection of fresh puns.

Most of this is my own work, if not, it was inspired by something clever!
I hope this will tickle your funnybone and produce a jolly good set of laughs.

A guy didn't register that the wet paint signs about the handrail was still drying, his hand immediately stuck to the rail. My only response to him was, well you see there, it's an application problem, not hardware.

A researcher's obsession with mixing sand, stones, lime and water has started to yield concrete results.

Eyeglass makers who profit well can frame their success.

Joe: I gave the backyard squirrels Christmas presents!
Abby: Are you nuts?
Joe: No, that's what I gave them...

What did the supervisor at the tortilla factory say at the end of a long workday?
That's a wrap!

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. (Insp)

People who don't answer the phone sometimes miss their calling in life.

His words were heavy, but his friends didn't get the gravity of the situation.

Time flies like crazy!
Fruit flies like apples!

Never let logic and reasoning get in the way of telling a good story. (Sounds like something that would be said on TopGear/Grand Tour)

There are a few words that will open many doors for you in life - Push and Pull (Insp)

Somehow people really don't like it when I throw lamps at them to encourage them to lighten up.
Same goes for tossing handles for when they need to get a grip or soap for cleaning up their act.

When you're on the ballot for the water council and they have a runoff election.

Ghosts speak latin, it's a dead language (Insp)

If you work at a grocery, send the interns down to the meat market to get some red herrings.

There was a river in Egypt that no one believed existed, it was known locally as De-Nile.

Bad luck Brian - Invests in uranium, profits decay.

There was an explosion at the film manufacturing company, reporters say the story is still developing.

Why do bagpipers walk around?
To get away from the noise (Insp)

Most people have a six-figure income, just the decimal point is in the wrong place.

It has recently been discovered that scientific research causes cancer in rats.

In Russia, the term road has had a controversial meaning for a very long time.

In Canada/Russia, you put things in the fridge to warm them up.

Did you know that the creator of Barbie was named Barbara Dahl?

Doc: There's something not q

... keep reading on reddit āž”

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/techtornado
šŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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A band director got fired...

So he opened a towing company called StuckAuto. It was successful and he made 3/4 times the money which allowed him to retire and focus on his passion for martial arts.

He founded a new style based on starting slow and building up known as Crush en Do. This style gained fame when it was found to be the chosen style of a terrorist group operating out of our Nations Capitol known as the D.C. Al Coda.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Rannak
šŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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I read a story about a typeface company....

This typeface group had successfully designed upper-case numbers.

It was called Capital One.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/techtornado
šŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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