From a random UK_food thread, took me two reads but nice subtle pun
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BoabHonker
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My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
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Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brotherโ€™s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?

It was pretty Loki

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He knows the subtle art of denial

Because he Noes

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The Sonic the hedgehog trailer has dropped right on the eve of Ramadan, this is a subtle nod to the fact that Sonic's gotta go fast
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I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.

I call it:

THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!

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When your pun is so subtle
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The b is subtle

Credit goes to my 16 yr old daughter for that one

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Skibum73a
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the best pun is a subtle one
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Got my wife with a subtle dad joke

She asked, 'How fast is the speed of sound?' I said, 'This fast!'

It took her a while.

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Got my boyfriend with this subtle one

Walking down the street and we see a sneaker by the sidewalk. A little while later we see a boot. I say, "Man, people are losing their shoes left and right around here."

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my Dad had subtle jokes that he'd never mention until we picked up on them

When I was a young kid, I'd say "HI!" to my Dad in the morning, and he'd always respond, " 'lo! "

I didn't get it until I was about 11.

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he would also keep boxes and cardboard tubes (for mailing/keeping large posters/mailers) in his workroom for all kinds of things. When we were cleaning out the room, we found all these cardboard tubes that said "MT" on them. When we opened them up, there was nothing inside. We should have known he had them properly labeled......"MT" = "empty".

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Heard a great subtle joke in the show, "The Master of None".

Dev: "He seems nice."

Grandma Carol: "I don't like him. He steals our phone chargers."

Dev: "I don't think thats really a profitable racket... "

Grandma Carol: it's not about the money; it's about the power!

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A simple, subtle one, that messed with my head a while back.

I walk into the living room, and I say "hello dad."

He responds with "hello dad's son."

I have no idea why, but this really screwed with my brain.

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My girlfriend is a subtle dad.

Me: "Hey can you hand me my laptop? I need to see if it has any juice in it."

My girlfriend: hands laptop "I hope not - or else it probably wouldn't work!"

I didn't catch it for a couple seconds. She's a smart one.

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My subtle yet effective dadjoke.

Hi

Low

Out of all the random passersby, nobody's caught me yet.

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My dad's subtle joke

My dad was talking about going in to the post office to complain about something (too long to explain what) and he told me he was "going to go in there and go postal on them"

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Subtle.

It's my mother's birthday today.

Me: Hey Dad, I got cards for me and [brother] so you don't have to buy us any.

Dad: I got one for mom lol.

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My dad made a subtle joke while he started to teach me how to drive.

On the way out to the car he said we'll be "going through the motions". I was like okay, he says that fairly often.

When I got out there I got in the drivers seat and adjusted it for myself. And then told me to press on the gas (car is off), brake, gas, braje, etc. then he made me practice looking out the mirrors.

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Subtle Supervisor Dadjoke

A coworker was talking about how a mistake he made almost cost him a whole hour of extra work, to which my supervisor replied "...well that would have been ho[u]rrendous.".

Light groans ensued.

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Subtle but beautiful..

Me: Doesn't Lorde look about 30 in some photos

Dad: Who's lorde?

Me: The singer, look shows pic

Me: she's 16

Dad: Oh lorde

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My dad, the master of subtle dad jokes

Me: I would love to have a dog as a ring bearer it would be so cute!

Dad: A dog as a ring bearer?? Psh! That sounds impawsible!!

He always manages to get me somehow..

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Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brotherโ€™s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?

It was pretty Loki.

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