It was pretty Loki
Because he Noes
I call it:
THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!
Credit goes to my 16 yr old daughter for that one
She asked, 'How fast is the speed of sound?' I said, 'This fast!'
It took her a while.
Walking down the street and we see a sneaker by the sidewalk. A little while later we see a boot. I say, "Man, people are losing their shoes left and right around here."
When I was a young kid, I'd say "HI!" to my Dad in the morning, and he'd always respond, " 'lo! "
I didn't get it until I was about 11.
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he would also keep boxes and cardboard tubes (for mailing/keeping large posters/mailers) in his workroom for all kinds of things. When we were cleaning out the room, we found all these cardboard tubes that said "MT" on them. When we opened them up, there was nothing inside. We should have known he had them properly labeled......"MT" = "empty".
Dev: "He seems nice."
Grandma Carol: "I don't like him. He steals our phone chargers."
Dev: "I don't think thats really a profitable racket... "
Grandma Carol: it's not about the money; it's about the power!
I walk into the living room, and I say "hello dad."
He responds with "hello dad's son."
I have no idea why, but this really screwed with my brain.
Me: "Hey can you hand me my laptop? I need to see if it has any juice in it."
My girlfriend: hands laptop "I hope not - or else it probably wouldn't work!"
I didn't catch it for a couple seconds. She's a smart one.
Hi
Low
Out of all the random passersby, nobody's caught me yet.
My dad was talking about going in to the post office to complain about something (too long to explain what) and he told me he was "going to go in there and go postal on them"
It's my mother's birthday today.
Me: Hey Dad, I got cards for me and [brother] so you don't have to buy us any.
Dad: I got one for mom lol.
On the way out to the car he said we'll be "going through the motions". I was like okay, he says that fairly often.
When I got out there I got in the drivers seat and adjusted it for myself. And then told me to press on the gas (car is off), brake, gas, braje, etc. then he made me practice looking out the mirrors.
A coworker was talking about how a mistake he made almost cost him a whole hour of extra work, to which my supervisor replied "...well that would have been ho[u]rrendous.".
Light groans ensued.
Me: Doesn't Lorde look about 30 in some photos
Dad: Who's lorde?
Me: The singer, look shows pic
Me: she's 16
Dad: Oh lorde
Me: I would love to have a dog as a ring bearer it would be so cute!
Dad: A dog as a ring bearer?? Psh! That sounds impawsible!!
He always manages to get me somehow..
It was pretty Loki.
