My son said he would pay off his student debt if he won the lottery.

I wonder what he'd do with the remaining £5.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
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My friends call me Student's debt.

Because I'm forever a loan.

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👤︎ u/Maax42_
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What does a law student and a recovering alcoholic have in common?

They both have to pass the bar.

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Looking for Shark Name puns

Creating a superhero for a project in english and we came up with the Loan Shark, just need names for what he goes by when he isn't fighting student debt. We thought Finn for his first name, but can't come up with anything else.

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