"I'd like to buy a horth"
He says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?"
Said the owner.
"A female horth"
The dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a lovely mare.
"Nithe horth."
Says the dwarf,
"Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf and holds him to show him the horses eyes.
"Nithe eyeth."
Says the dwarf,
"Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Very nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?"
The dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but doesn't want to risk spoiling the sale
Again he picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
"Nithe eerth"
He says.
"Now. ..can I see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horses tail, right into the lady parts.
He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says:
"Perhaps I should weefwaze that..."
"Can I see her wun awound?"
So here's my horse, new to the game and this is the first time my horse can breed. Is there any chance someone would choose this in the stud farm or am I just stopping myself from racing and wasting time?
https://www.stackednaks.com/horse/98654
If you put your horse in the stud farm for 7 day and he breeds all 3 times before the 7 days are up. Does he come out early or can you not race him for all 7 days?
Hi..I want to breed my horse because still 2 limits available at this moment. When I try to place to stud I am receiving a message such as "unexpected error please try again later". Same horse I already breed for a day succesfully just 2 days ago but since 2 days not possible to place stud because of mentioned error message from the system. Anybody experience similar issue or any advise how to correct it? Thanks in advance..
Anyone know if a tool to further filter horses in stud than what zed provides (bloodline and z#)?
I’d like to be able to sort by coat color, win%, etc
Im looking for some good levels in LEGO Star Wars II to get alot of studs easily/quickly.
Once he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says,"Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!"
The old rooster says, "C'mon buddy? At least let me stick around with the old hens? We'll stay in the back?"
The new rooster is adamant "No way! All the hens are mine!".
The old rooster sighs, and offers a proposition: that the two of them race around the farmhouse and if the old rooster wins he can stay on the farm, if he loses then he'll leave and let the new rooster take over.
The only catch is that since the old rooster isn't in very good shape, he needs a head start.
So the roosters line up, the old one has his head start, and the new rooster takes off.
As he comes round the front of the house, the old rooster is just in front of him. He is so close to beating him. He stretches out his neck and leaps forward, desperate to close the gap between them.
That's when the farmer looks up from the front porch and sees the two roosters; he takes out his gun, shoots the new rooster in the head, and says,
"Damn! Third gay rooster this week!"
