I went for a walk on the street last night, and I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake..

I thought to myself..

"Hmm, the streets are strangely desserted"..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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So Bert and Ernie are walking down the street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks β€œwant to get some ice cream?”

β€œSure Bert!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frisky_Dolphins
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2021
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An ice cream van crashed in the street today

The whole area is coned off.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I was walking down the street, and a man threw cheese, milk, and ice cream at me.

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayBookBoy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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My son and I were walking to the ice cream shop when we approached a crosswalk. I asked my son what are we looking for before we cross the street...

"Ice cream" he says.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidCFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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A donut, cupcake, and a ice cream cone crossed the road...

The streets were oddly desserted that night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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On sesame street, Ernie was asked if he wanted some ice cream

Sure Bert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jistresdidit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought to myself, β€œThe streets seem strangely desserted…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retgits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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