event for paradox:

Those Who Wait in Eternal Hope

-release Victoria 3: +500 prestige, -10 militancy, -10 consciousness, -10 infamy, gets_country_flag: no_victoria_3_memes_anymore, every_pop: +100% victoria 3 believer

-Wait a little more: -1000 prestige, +10 militancy. + 10 consciousness, +26 infamy, gets_country_flag: hope_killer, -60% victoria 3 believers

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here is the Wikipedia page to get oriented. Did the events of the massacre pretty much confirm Sten Sture's accusations of Trolle working with the Danes? Was Trolle neccesary for Christian II. taking over, thus making Christian prone to act on the Archbishop's wishes (executing people on Trolle's proscription list)? If this event earned Christian II. the nickname Christian the Tyrant in Sweden, how was Trolle viewed immediately after and later when the power shifted? Is/was he known as a great traitor? Seriously, how cool is the name "Gustav Trolle"?

I think Gustav Vasa's story is awesome and could use a nice literary stylistic telling

Yes, you thought guys just had a transactional or selfish mindset about women? That they put little effort just into their romantic relationships? Lol. Think again.

Men's emotional issues and lack of support have almost nothing to do with women and more with men. Men can be saved by men. But, the cruel truth is, men find loving one another too uncomfy and it takes too much effort. Many are mother diggers in denial.

So, we’ve seen countless posts; “women hate vulnerability”, “women don’t help men enough.” “Men NEED support!” "Men are killing themselves without sex!" But then, oddly…whether or not explicitly, or implicitly, men want to shove men’s mental issues onto women or "society" not helping. And this is really suspicious, considering, well...

>Men received emotional support primarily from their spouses, whereas women drew more heavily on their friends and relatives and children for emotional support. x

By "society", they mean "men", really.

And, interestingly, the companionship/team of "manhood" exists alongside this. Men really DO cheerleader other men, act like hiveminds, etc. But, see. It's shallow.

Men ARE MORE LIKELY TO OVERLOOK THE FAILINGS OF OTHER MEN. x

While, starting early on, perceive the problems of other guys as being kinda…cringey. x

Or, well, not at all, or not something of interest. x (I know. Article, but it links to studies)

There's also other ones about how men don't keep up their friendships, grow apart bc they don't put in effort (isn't that interesting?), and this fall off of male friendships happens more steeply in adulthood. Women sometimes form the last bastion of support they can get.

Men enforce toxic behaviors in other men while simping for one another, despite not actually emotionally supporting one another in deep ways, leading to a mindset/lifestyle much like an ouroboros that can't just eat the medicine it needs to survive.

Doesn't matter if we have brain scans for some of what we note contributes to male mental and physical health issues, if it's something men find cool, men will fight to the death over it. They think they’re being a great buddy for encouraging their buddy to indulge his degeneracy and

Lidingö is an island in the inner Stockholm Archipelago, which is known today for its exclusive status, wealth, and many past and current famous residents (including most of the famous pop group ABBA, for one). Located barely a stone’s throw away from the outer edges of central Stockholm, the island is separated from the national capital by the Lilla Värtan strait. You can see the island on the left here, with the mainland on the right.

In 1897 and 1898, labourers expanding a holidaymaker’s summer residence on Lidingö’s southern shore made a series of terrifying discoveries. Bones and yet more bones. They had found a mass grave, strewn with skeletons.

As usual with my posts, this is original research entirely based on contemporary primary sources. Due to Covid-19 I cannot access the court records, so I rely on digitzed newspapers, church archives, and historical maps. Let’s take a look at this bizarre case, which never seems to have had a conclusive resolution.

"A Horrifying and Mysterious Discovery"

On the 3rd of May 1898, as the summer season was approaching, a number of national Swedish papers published the news that a “horrifying and mysterious discovery” had been made at the villa Sannadal, located in the Mölna area on Lidingö’s southern shore. The most detailed account was published in the evening issue of the newspaper Svenska Dagbladet ^((no. 118B, p. 2)). Here is the original Swedish-language article. It reads in translation:

>"A Mysterious Story.
>
>A find on Lidingö.
>
>Eight skeletons under a lawn.
>
>A week and a half ago, two painting labourers from Stockholm were out on Lidingö to freshen up a villa there. The villa is called Sannadal, access there takes place via the Mölna Jetty. The place is owned by a paymaster called Johansson.
>
>Then the matter came of sowing and planting for the approaching summer. The spades were taken out, and digging began in the soil and flowerbeds.
>
>Between 30 and 40 metres from the seashore a lawn was to be dug up, to be sown with grass seed. But this did not go on for long – before a find was made…
>
>The shovels hit something hard – a stone, was first assumed – but within short the object was revealed and was

Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Well, toucan play at that game.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

Windows

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

Japan.

TL;DR in Meme form: https://i.imgur.com/e6h2nQ8.png

#The Beginning

The date is November 4th, 2020. The Prime Minister turns on her shitty zoom connection to address the nation for the 269th time. What was supposed to be a easy year for the PM, full of popular reforms and the biggest distributive changes to the Danish welfare system in 20 years has so far been marred by the global health crisis and today is no different. Not that the PM minds too much, her handling of the crisis had been widely supported in the Danish populace and her government has as a result enjoyed an almost unprecedented amount of support from both the populace and the rest of Parliament. No one in Parliament, not even her most staunch opponents on the far right, had been willing to oppose the emergency measures passed in April that granted the government the most direct power since the war and has allowed the PM to take decisive action against the virus, reaping the benefits of a successful containment policy. While there has certainly started to be some grumbling about how the government was not consulting enough with parliament, it can largely be dismissed as parliamentary bickering. They can scream and shout all they want, Mette Frederiksen is the most powerful and popular Prime Minster in 70 years and today she will cement her position with another resolute action against the virus to the praise of not just Denmark, but the entire world.

> “Welcome to the Presse conference. This is a virtual press conference because the virus has spread to parliament and the government. But we have called this Press conference because of a more serious issue. The States Serum institute has delivered a very serious report on the continued spread of coronavirus among Mink. **There is today 207 Mink farms with identified Coronavirus and this has happened despite a concentrated effort to limit the spread. At the same time we are seeing infections with new mutated types of the Corona virus, both among the mink populations and among the local populations. We have thus also not succeeded in stopping the spread from reaching humans. In other words, the virus has mutated in Mink and the mutated virus has spread to humans. And worse still, The State’s Serum Institute has in their labotories identified 5 examples of virus from mink and 12 examples of virus from humans being resistant to antibodies. In other words, the mutated virus from mink can potentially put the coming vaccine to Coronavirus at risk

it's Hans free now..

second hand stores!

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