This is a companion to /u/howtodisappearfully 's post on the "Are you still with me?" question.
It was too long to fit in a comment so I'm making it a post. I looked through the library witness statements to see who said what with regard to Dylan and Eric entering the library at the start of the attack and this is what I found.
Saw Dylan enter first, followed by Eric-
Jessica Holliday pg. 365 “Dylan came in the door with a big gun and Eric right behind him.”
Diwata Perez pg. 538 said she saw both come in and that Dylan came into the library first, Eric second. She said, “At one point, Klebold turned and was waiting for Eric Harris. Klebold was looking towards the entrance to the library.”
John Savage pg. 556 saw Dylan walking through the library. Eric came into the library a little later. pg. 558 he says, “I heard a shotgun blast and felt the shockwave of air from it and then saw Dylan Klebold walking through the library. Eric came in a little later, I think. I couldn’t see very much because there were bookcases in the way. Pg. 565 saw Dylan enter the library and proceed in a westerly direction. Pg. 567 He fired his shotgun at least once and told people to get up and everybody with a white hat get up. He was not aware that Harris had entered the library at this point.
Saw Eric and Dylan enter together-
Heather Jacobsen pg. 428 said, “it looked like they came in together, side by side.”
Aaron Welsh pg. 614 saw Eric and Dylan come in together.
Saw them enter, did not specify who entered first but name Dylan as gunman #1 and Eric as gunman #2-
Patti Blair pg. 296- 296 Saw suspects enter and describes first suspect as Dylan, the second as Eric but doesn’t specifically say they entered in that order.
Heidi Johnson pg. 436- 437 saw them enter and describes the first gunman as the one in the trench coat and the second in a white t-shirt with red on it. Doesn’t specifically state 1st gunman was 1st to enter.
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
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Pilot on me!!
They’re on standbi
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
