Double Major Puns

A list of puns related to "Double Major"

I almost got a double major in Mathematics and Agriculture

...but I couldn't pass cowculus.

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👤︎ u/PapaMammatus
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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A B-flat, a E-flat and a G-flat walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry I don't serve minors"

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👤︎ u/RTG-rohittugaya
📅︎ Nov 25 2021
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In college, I double-majored in accounting and dentistry...

Now I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.

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👤︎ u/Rowanowski
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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What do you call a pixie who double-majored in physics and genealogy?

The fairy of relativity.

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👤︎ u/cman_yall
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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In college, I double-majored in dermatology and dentistry...

I graduated by the skin of my teeth

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👤︎ u/Rowanowski
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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I'm double-majoring in geology and astronomy

So I can be a rockstar

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👤︎ u/youngboldstupid
📅︎ Nov 08 2014
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Dad asked me about my education

Dad: Can you double major?

Me: I already am a double major

Dad: Can you triple major?

Me: No, that's not allowed.

Dad: Can you colonel?

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👤︎ u/WhySoCuriousSir
📅︎ Aug 18 2015
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