Stanley Cup Puns

A list of puns related to "Stanley Cup"

If the Vegas Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup, no one will ever know

Cause what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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👤︎ u/-Mulligan-
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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Did you know that when the Stanley Cup was first made, a series of absurd miscommunications resulted in it being mistakenly engraved with the image of a feline anus?

It was a huge catastrophe.

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👤︎ u/Case_Ace
📅︎ Oct 08 2017
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Did you hear that Nashville's goaltender got thrown out of an all-you-can-eat pasta buffet during the Stanley Cup?

Turns out Pekka Rinne can wreck a penne...

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👤︎ u/the_Stick
📅︎ Jun 19 2017
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Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player.

At his very first practice, he already had the Stanley Cup..

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👤︎ u/WatchMeDieRepeatedly
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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