I had a standoff with my underwear

It was a brief moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yzakwann
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Told to me by my father this morning. Did you hear about the pun that murdered ten people and then died in the standoff?

The headline was β€œpun and ten dead” (meant to sound like pun intended.)

Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonRider7710
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Did you hear about the police standoff with the gardener?

He wouldn't release his hosta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamsD351GN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Even my Dreams are Punny

I honestly just had a dream that belongs here. At the start of the dream, I meticulously engraved the word "Over" into a knife when I started getting all these friends and old contacts telling me to leave them alone and blocking me... when I didn't say shit. I finally notice somebody is going through my contacts on all social media one at a time and just ruining friendships sending lewd photos of their junk.

I realize it's coming from my computer at home and I can't get remoted into it so I start driving home... only to get caught in a bunch of tornados. One smaller one picks me up and throws my car about 20ft knocking my wheel loose.

I limp my car away from that tornado only to find another doing like a Mexican standoff with me on the highway. I turned to the random person in my passenger seat holding up the knife and said "Wind or Loose, it'll be Over in a Flash" and I woke up. Now I feel the need to change all my passwords...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MentalSewage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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Two mediocre choirs refused to sit next to each other...

It was a standoff of the OK chorales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ContentDoctor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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