Stakeholder Puns

A list of puns related to "Stakeholder"

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👤︎ u/CptFrancoisII
📅︎ Mar 03 2013
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I got a job at a factory that makes Dracula toys

Its only me and one other worker. I need to make every second Count

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👤︎ u/chefrobbo65
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...

... He always avoid the stakeholders.

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👤︎ u/trickertreater
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do Vampire Software Developers Abhor?

Stakeholders.

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👤︎ u/evilteach
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Why was Dracula bad at business?

He couldn't face his stakeholders?

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ May 25 2020
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Why do Vampires hoard stocks?

They're terrified of stakeholders!

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👤︎ u/Trawkker
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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Just got dad joked by my girlfriend.

I am studying for my strategic management mid term and I read out loud the term "stakeholder". So she replied "stay colder? But I want to stay warmer!"

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👤︎ u/ColoradoCowboy
📅︎ Feb 25 2015
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Auditing professor has his first kid on the way. He is prepared.

My auditing professor created a fictitious dog food company for us to audit because he has two golden retrievers he mentions pretty often. A student jokingly asks, "If your dogs eat this food, would that make them stakeholders in the company?" He replied, "Yes, they love steak."

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👤︎ u/jsfinegan91
📅︎ Feb 18 2014
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