I got asked what some good stocks were for late stage capitalism

Personally I reccomend beef, chicken, some vegetable, and maybe a pot or two to cook those in.

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Got my girl to roll her eyes with this one at the fair.

There were costumed food characters on stage in a cooking demonstration at the fair we were at (ice cream, churro, orange, and really round corn on the cob).

As the corn character was introduced, I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Aww shucks, that corn is a little husky."

The immediate look of disdain and the eye roll from her is my reason for living.

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Got the cast of a show I'm working on

During notes for a show I am working on, they mentioned something about pots and a character. In this context, they cook crabs, lobsters, and clams on stage.

Me- Well, that will certainly make Sue crabby.

They booed me

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