Cooking Class Puns

A list of puns related to "Cooking Class"

Me: Remember that cooking class we took a few months ago?

Wife: Sure, that was fun.

Me: Thyme flies.

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👤︎ u/adamhoolhorst
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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they met in cooking class

it was boil meets grill

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👤︎ u/funnybert
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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I missed my latest cooking class,

I have some ketchup to do.

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👤︎ u/ReinXeedFTW
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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In a cooking class, what do you say to your instructor when you need to the dough to make pasta?

Pasta dough please

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👤︎ u/Lokwaileong2003
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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Tonight I went to a cooking pizza for one class

We made pepperloni

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👤︎ u/iambinox
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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This girl in my vegetarian cooking class swears she knows me...

But I've never seen herbivore.

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👤︎ u/Watawkichaw
📅︎ Feb 23 2016
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What do you call a class that teaches how to cook and eat people?

A cannibal lecture.

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👤︎ u/Kailyncookie
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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I missed the last few cooking classes about making tomato sauce.

Looks like I've to ketchup with it.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Chicken Stock

Sister: I made chicken stock in my cooking class today.

Dad: Chickens can't talk!

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👤︎ u/Birkenspock
📅︎ Nov 22 2014
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And the whole room rolls its eyes

Group of us hanging out after class

Friend A: "I slept in till two today"

Me: "You missed all the sunlight! How do you get your Vitamin D?

Friend A: "I had a big plate of eggs after I woke up"

Friend B: "Eggs have Vitamin D?"

Me : "I guess if you cook them sunny side up"

You know you have a great dad joke when you are the only one in the room laughing

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👤︎ u/momo_303
📅︎ Nov 25 2014
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