A friend and I were trading sponge puns... (Hint: I really milked it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jank_Tank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2016
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What language does Sponge Bob write code in?

Shell scripting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jason_lmoa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2023
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I never understood why they named the show "SpongeBob"

Patrick was literally the star of the show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameSpaghette
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2022
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Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants seems to be completely clueless.

It’s like he lives under a rock or something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2023
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Where did the sponge go on vacation?

Porous, France.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major-Dingus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2022
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Gluten tag to you too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abruptaphakia187
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2023
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My son asked me to name 2 structures that hold water

I was like well damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penc000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2022
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I thought it would be hard to find a Victoria sponge with cheese and tomatoes on top...

Turns out it was a pizza cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matsuri3-0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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I got hospitalized for my SpongeBob addiction

So I asked them if they can put me in the squid ward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rix27_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2022
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Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son...

He said: β€œDad can’t you just use a sponge?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2022
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SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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My dad broke his finger today while working in the coal mine

He’ll be ok though, it was just a minor injury.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBold12005
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2023
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A little boy was crying so I reminded him he was going to see SpongeBob.

He calmed down and even helped me tie the bricks to his ankles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/V1V1S3CT10N
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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My son transitioned to female and then shortly after had transitioned back to male.

I asked what changed their mind and he said, β€œI listened to a voice of re-son.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2023
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My friend asked me if we could turn subtitles on during SpongeBob.

I told him "eye eye caption."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iggyboof
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2021
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What civil rights leader sold the most sponges?

Martin Loofa King

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johngreenink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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In the underwater 'Cool' Olympics, it was Seahorse VS Sponge in the final...

Seahorse was aloof, but Sponge was a loofah

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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I finally went to the doctor to cure my obsession with SpongeBob.

They put me in the squid ward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caleb-the-God
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2022
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According to recent studies, 6 out of every 10 American school children struggle with mathematics.

I knew we had a problem, but 75% is out of control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ho2Me9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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Why is the show called SpongeBob SquarePants?

Patrick is clearly the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHoboInSpace
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Why did the sponge wake up early?

To get the moist out of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bakevaren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Sponge cake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bababa_babanana91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a bathtub?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBeanhead3100
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2022
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Jenna was asthmatic and having trouble breathin

Every time she breathed bits of cake would come out

Jenna-wheeze-sponge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2022
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I have a sponge front door

You can't knock it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Giraffe401
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2021
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1d4 pun damage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/untenable681
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2022
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What's Anakins Least Favourite SpongeBob Character?

Sandy!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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What do a boy band and a dish sponge have in common?

Both are in sink(NSYNC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RigidRat
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What is SpongeBob’s least desirable personality trait?

He’s too self absorbed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why didn't any of the soap bottles talk to the shower sponge in the shower?

He was quite aloof-a

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2021
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it's a sponge cake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shapkael
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Context: Movie in question is the 2004 SpongeBob movie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electronicwiz101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Man, I love SpongeBob.

He’s a very holesome guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelpfulApple22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I once knew an arrogant sponge

He was very self absorbed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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17% of all statistics…

…are made up on the spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DropperOfTheMike
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2022
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I was washing the car with my son yesterday

He kept shouting, 'Mum, stop! Why can't you use a sponge!' πŸ˜€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatPrincess88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

I haven’t seen this one in years. My kids will all all learn this one today. Begrudgingly I’m sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futch1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2021
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Why did they name the show after SpongeBob.....

When Patrick is the star of the show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odd_Relation6439
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2022
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SpongeBob may be the title character in the TV show.

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2022
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Patrick of SpongeBob SquarePants is probably the most clueless character on TV.

It seems like he lives under a rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2022
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Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2022
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I just got put into hospital for my severe SpongeBob addiction

They put me in the Squid Ward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfiewalters07
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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Why did the sponge wake up early?

To get the moist out of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bakevaren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I know that SpongeBob is the title character of the show.

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I was washing our car with my son when he asked...

β€œDad, can’t you just use a sponge!?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2022
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*Dad washing the car with his son*

Son: β€œDad, can you please just use a sponge?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your_royalshyness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2022
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