A list of puns related to "Split Airport"
We're getting ready to head into the airport to pick my aunt to stay for the week. My sister had a banana in the car and we're joking around about the TSA and she says she's going to put the banana in the pocket of her dress:
Her: if the comment on it- I'll put my hand there and say it's a stick up.
Me: don't you mean a split up.
She laughed pretty hard, our parents proceeded to groan.
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